JOB: kissing post for tangerine-tinted pensioner Hulk Hogan
DESCRIPTION: As promised to the many WrestleCrap readers who gave us a chance, this update is from a recent WWE event. We have no idea why Hulk Hogan is kissing Mr. T, but I'm willing to bet he's a fool, and Mr. T pitied him shortly after the photo was taken. The leathery superstar had this to say:
"I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, Hunter made love to a corpse, why can't I even kiss Mr. T? Back in my day, we'd kiss Mr. T until the cows came home, even before Mr. T was cool. I'm not THAT old. Ask George Washington, he'll tell you what a rowdy young teen I was. By the way, I'm being paid PPV salary for this, aren't I?" When informed he wasn't being paid at all, Hulk began to pout and started shouting how he'd fulfilled his contractual obligations and he was going home.
The Ultimate Warrior was available for comment, but we declined. Six times.
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