JOB: Attorney
DESCRIPTION: Mr T is still getting a taste of fame... here he is defending bad-boy rapper Eminem, who looks a tiny bit less tough in circular bifocals and a suit like that.
"He didn't really defend me, you know," states sissy white boy Marshal Mathers, "he just read out a script he stole from a dramatization of the OJ Simpson trial... he kept telling the judge that the glove didn't fit, and that I couldn't have murdered my wife. True, because my wife is very much alive. Now I plan to ridicule him on an album... ridiculing people on albums means big money, and there's virtually NO repercussions."
He then excused himself, and promised he'd talk to us sometime in 2011 when all his lawsuits with Courtney Love are cleared up.
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