| Mom Vocabulary |
| AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would like to order desert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when someone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. OW: The first word spoken by a child with older sibblings. PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes to it. SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: What you do to your baby's first pacifier by boiling it and to your baby's last pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK: Where you should not put a child wearing superman pajamas. TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL: Able to whine in words. WHODUNIT:none of the kids that live in your house. |