Bumper stickers

Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.

When the chips are down the buffalo is probley empty.

Your kid may be an honor student, but your still an idiot.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I couldn't repair my brakes so I made my horn honk louder.

Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.

Cover me I'm changing lanes.

Forget about world peace.....visualize using your turn siginal.

It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

No radio - Already stolen.

Few woman admit their real age, fewae men act it.

I.R.S.: We got what it takes to take what you've got.

Be nice to your kids. They chose your nursing home.

Keep honking.....I'm reading.

Caution: I drive like you do.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

The more you complain, the longer God let's you live.

Jesus loves you.......everyone else thinks your a jerk.

Hang up and drive.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?