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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : take a wild guess
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Insult the band! : OK!
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Tell a joke! : Whats 2ft high but can't walk through doors? a baby with a javelin in its head!
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Share with the group : well what can i say. through hatred and boredom we've managed to fill up 3 whole guestbooks already. I can only hope this one soon goes the same way!
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Who Are You? : phil
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Share with the group : a message for butt raper jonathan:
i dont have a clue who u are so why do you leave such bullshit on our site?
a message for mr anonymous:
you are fucked up mate, go see a doctor and get that homosexual behaviour fixed
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : here!
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Insult the band! : ummm....i'll insult A band
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Tell a joke! : whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of swimming pools? A baby with burst armbands!
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Share with the group : YES! i've not only managed to insult someone, but i've managed to show them as homophobes! (best watch out jim, they don't like 'your kind') In other news...um ... we rule!
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Who Are You? : Deadpan Ric...I mean err....Automous Fan (suckers)
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected] (yes!)
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Homepage? : http://welcome.to/deadpan
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Insult the band! : They do it themselves (hehe)
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Tell a joke! : Your so called 'conflict' with Soilikemen or whatever the fuck they are called is joke enough thanks.
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Share with the group : I think you should stop your childish bickering cos it's quite clear that Deadpan are a million times better than all of your bands. Love- Deadpans Fan and not Rick from Deadpan at all oh no.
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Share with the group : By the way if at your next gig i don't hear a cover of 'Safety Dance' originally performed by the Men Without Hats i will kill your drummer. xxxx
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Who Are You? : Rick From Deadpan
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : welcome.to/deadpan
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Insult the band! : You're a homo!
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Tell a joke! : More of a dialogue but here goes:
Peg: Hey alllll lets have sex *audience noise of woooo* Al: No *flush* *audience noise of laughter*
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Share with the group : Merry Xmas to you from all in Deadpan. I hope that you all see sense soon and get rid of your drummer. Love rick xxxxx
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Who Are You? : brother matt
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : here! :)
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Insult the band! : Your all GAY! appart from that sexy bassist
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Tell a joke! : What dya call a guy standing at the edge of a cliff? No...errr...wait. OH CRAP! I mean: What do you call a guy with a seagull on his haed? CLIFF!!! :)
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Share with the group : HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! (except Sol..err..noid) I hope santa brought you all you asked for. And if you got a bag of coal, serves you right!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : who's to say?
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Insult the band! : They reming me a little of assorted rabbits
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Tell a joke! : what do u get if u cross a sheep with a kangaroo? a genetic nightmare! (it's a fact kiddies)
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Share with the group : HAPPY NEW YEAR! i hope it shall be a good one, and a productive one! anyone got any good resolutions for us?
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Who Are You? : brother matt
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Share with the group : im going to give up smoking...yeah right!
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Who Are You? : Deadpan Matt
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Homepage? : http://welcome.to/deadpan
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Insult the band! : You suck
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Tell a joke! : Why was the fireman buried behind the hill?
Because he was dead.
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Share with the group : Happy New Year PS (thats the band initials not an addition to my statement). My new years resolution is to take up smoking so i can be as cool as people who smoke then quit.
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Who Are You? : bill
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Share with the group : i have an album name that is not coppyright in any way: "Chocolate Swordfish and the Beefburger flavoured Tonic Water."
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Who Are You? : brother matt
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Tell a joke! : what dya get if you cross a drummer with PS?
ANS: james 'furious' wild
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Share with the group : YES Matt I smoke coz it's cool!!!!! ;-) YEAH! it's so rock n roll!!!!;-)
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Who Are You? : Brother Lestat
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : Durst@Over80'sNude.com
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Homepage? : www.maximum-igloo.com
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Insult the band! : I like to share with other people
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Tell a joke! : Man walks into bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm, he says. "A pint please landlord...and one for the road"
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Share with the group : I should like to propose a world domination plan, although i dont actually have a plan yet - i should still like to propose one.Anyone interested please contact me :) Oh and video night will have to take place soon jon. :D
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Who Are You? : Brother Matt
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : psrule@rulers_of_the_unierse.net
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Homepage? : here..dumbass!
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Insult the band! : pass
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Tell a joke! : A man walks into a bar...OUCH!
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Share with the group : Hi everybody...It me again yes me again YEAH! 1)Pleased 2 say PS have written even more material! 2)Give respect where it's due Jim you may well be a metal drummer yet! 3)I will speak crap till the day I die! THANKYOU!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : yes. i have one.
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Insult the band! : their personal hygiene is less than excellent
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Tell a joke! : a horse walks into a bar and the barman says....why the long face?
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Share with the group : ok guys, I've decided, from now on we're a black metal band. now i know this may mean a few 'image changes' to fit in with 'the crowd' at 'our gigs' but thats the sacrifices u have to make for progress!
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Who Are You? : UwontEVAno
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Share with the group : I saw u at FYC with hidden agenda (who rule) and deadpan (who also rule but rnt as good yet) and u were fucking terrible, every song was just unlistenable shit and i fink ur drummer couldn't keep up? the lost profits song sounded shit. I hope u dont get a
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Who Are You? : a v. pissed off PS drummer
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E-Mail Address? : never u mind
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : "" ""
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Homepage? : no
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Insult the band! : no
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Tell a joke! : no
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Share with the group : "Real musical cock-ups",Mr really shit website designerrr! i dont know who created our website but Hidden Agenda's is alot lot better, there's is professional, we are on some other service like Listen.To!!! sort it out! Mr really shit website desiiiiiiine
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Who Are You? :
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Share with the group : U prick, learn to play the fucking drums b4 u criticize whoever made the site (which is fine btw) u r gay i hate u and ur band.
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Who Are You? : brother matt(a voice of reason)
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]!
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Homepage? : here
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Insult the band! : nope, been done enough already!
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Tell a joke! : What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? ...Swim out!
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Share with the group : Hey Hey guys! Enough of that shit already! YES Mr. Whoever you are, our first gig was a bit shite we've been told that a million times! PLEASE CHANGE THE RECORD! And as for you Jim theres no need for that crap on here! The sites fine and will soon have pi
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Share with the group : cs and stuff! Use this site forbetter stuff than that PLEASE! :-)
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Who Are You? : Paulywooz
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Homepage? : www.geocities.com/neverevenband
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Share with the group : DUDES!!!We have almost a link to your site, if you have any honour you will do the same!! This paul from Nevereven. Arrange a gig and we will gladly play it. Or vice versa!! Goto....
www.geocities.com/neverevenband
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : -
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Homepage? : -
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Insult the band! : -
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Tell a joke! : What three things cant a black man get?
1)a fat lip
2)a black eye
3)a job
(please note im not really rascist)
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Share with the group : Nevereven? is that Andy McIntosh's band? cool...yeah Johny (if that is ur real name) organise a gig with 'em...that would be cool...looking forward to hearing 'em and the new PS...
ANDY
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Who Are You? : Deadpan Rick
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Homepage? : http://welcome.to/deadpan
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Insult the band! : there's been quite enough of that already! although i think you are shit and as pretentious as stoned ;) :p
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Share with the group : Sooo we're playing at thorngate on the 25th with Hidden Agenda and Facelift so come and see us please :)
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : i do?!
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Insult the band! : Jim's a fucking twat. and dan smells faintly of fish.
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Tell a joke! : whats black and blue and doesn't like sex? a rape victim!
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Share with the group : The new song rocks! literally! despite the overly complicated vocals. whensoevr our next gig comes, we'll be sure to rock the house! so give us gigs people (*hint hint* rick)
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Who Are You? : barker
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : www.geocities.com/solenoidband
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Share with the group : why are all you fuckin freaks obsessed with fuckin me? as if your blatant homosexuality doesnt come out in your music, you have to go round tellin everyone that you want to fuck me! grow up!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : yes
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Insult the band! : no
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Tell a joke! : whats brown and sticky? a stick
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Share with the group : riiiiight. we're obsessed with fucking u? sure it's not just an ego trip on your part mr solonoid man. perhaps your homophobic nature is really a reaction to questions u have about your sexuality. something to ponder buddyo....
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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E-Mail Address? : -
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : -
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Insult the band! : No
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Tell a joke! : James Wild is cool
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Share with the group : Fuckin hell Martin Barker...FUCK OFF...how about u...leave the P.S guys alone and they'll leave u alone...makes sense...SO FUCK OFF BACK TO BAY HOUSE AND STAY THERE
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Who Are You? : brother matthew carter
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E-Mail Address? : u know it by now
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : nah
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Tell a joke! : How many members of sol...err...noid that appear to be homophobes are actually gay? ONE called Barker! hahahahahahahaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!
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Share with the group : Mr Barker for all you sins HADE been forgiven, i'm not quite sure what your referring to! I thought we'd stopped all this petty crap...but obviously not!
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Who Are You? : rev
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Share with the group : for god sakes jon update the site!!
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Who Are You? : The Rev
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Share with the group : what is it solenoid. do you need to pick on someone who's band you think is worse than yours and are more experienced. the bitching can commence when ash actually learns how to play the drums!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected] (eeeeew)
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Homepage? : brand spanking updated here!
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Insult the band! : your photos have a slightly grainy quality
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Tell a joke! : whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint.
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Share with the group : we got some new pictures! everybody hop over to the media section and see what we look like. And for all you Jim fans out there, he gets a whole picture to himself! if u like, u can print it off and keep it.
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Who Are You? : Brother Lestat
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : www.Apron.com
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Insult the band! : You have no aprons
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Tell a joke! : Apron walks into a bar, and proclaims world peace...wait a sec, thats not funny
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Share with the group : Greetings good people at this website, (execpt evil solenoid ringleader, the notorious supervillain 'Barker' whom i have never even met.. oh well..)
The moment has come, my stories have acheived recognition ! now tootle along to the secret area and read
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Who Are You? : xRicKx
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Share with the group : Would any non drinking non smoking non drug abusing people like to join my straight edge band? Im oh so lonely :(
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Who Are You? : me
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : i cant remember
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Insult the band! : the bloke who took those pictures is a crap photographer, and i cant spell
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Tell a joke! : their were two men sitting on a wall and one said to the other, "can i have some of your apple?" the other man said, "its not a pear its an orange"
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Share with the group : two grapes
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : care?cos i [email protected]
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Homepage? : -
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Insult the band! : u all smell of various dairy products
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Tell a joke! : Martin Barker rocks my little world
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Share with the group : Those cheeky wankers Soleniod filteres out my reply to their acusations. This is blatantly an example of vilence inhereting the system. Tossers
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : -
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Insult the band! : James Wild is ur drummer...Ha!
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Tell a joke! : Cant get a job cos i cant get out of bed...cant go to college cos theres nothing in my head...cant play drums and i cant really sing..tried to play guitar but its got far too many strings...so I play bass
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Share with the group : Ne1 out there not on Rock star game yet? if not its a web-based game where u create ur own band and its fucking great!...go to:
http://www.rockstargame.com/?Referer=9908
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Who Are You? : Some guy
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Share with the group : YOU'RE A COCK ANDY! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!
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Who Are You? : anti-solenoid
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Tell a joke! : how big is a chickens dick?
Chickens don't have dicks cockmuncher?
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Share with the group : andy stop leaving your adverts on this site. next you will be doing the james wild thing!
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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Share with the group : Cancer? yeah thats fucking mature u piece of shit...
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Who Are You? : Janie
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Tell a joke! : How many penguins does it take to fix a lightbulb? None, because aligators cant fly.
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Share with the group : Hey, that other link dont work Jon. Like the site, hehe. So, I want Mr Bungle now, okies? Oh yeah, and who's that cute guy with the sidies, eh? lol. Loves janie xx You're a homo!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : here!
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Insult the band! : You're a homo!
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Tell a joke! : I guess you could say the death of Feeder's drummer, came as bad 'noose' for the band
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Share with the group : nothing to say. I just wanted everyone to know that I made up the above joke. yes, thats right. ME. it's copywrited, but I will hire it out for a moderate fee.
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Who Are You? : Brother Lestat
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : www.Conan_the_barbarian.com
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Insult the band! : You are not sponsored by a famous canal
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Tell a joke! : There were no canon balls in my shop, but you cant take away my dignity, you foul beings !
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Share with the group : Ok short and sweet msg for the fuckwitted individual talking about getting cancer, 'Shut Up'
Remember people. be excellent to each other and party hard !
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Who Are You? : Rev
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : jameswildhavemybabies.com
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Homepage? : Here
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Insult the band! : Which One: Solenoid - what a bunch of munchkins
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Tell a joke! : a horse walks into a bar, the barman asks: "why the long Face"
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Share with the group : i would like to know when the battle of the bands is as i have heard rumours of it being this weekend.
reply ASAP
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Insult the band! : u lack good dental care (apart from dan)
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Tell a joke! : what do u get if you are dropped on your head as a baby? brain damage!
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Share with the group : personally i like cancer man. He puts across his arguments in a succinct and erudite manner. Could he be the same cancer man as in the X-Files?....spooky. and dan, there are gonna be many heats, so the first one might well be starting soon. Don't go worry
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Share with the group : I WANT YOU ALL TO GET CANCER NOW EXCEPT THE ABBOT COS HE IS COOL, HE CAN HAVE THE CURE I INVENTED.
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Who Are You? : brother matt
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : -
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Insult the band! : jim we are having a practice wed!
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Tell a joke! : Was Glenn Hoddle a good manager? ...Doe's the Pope shit in the woods?!!!
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Share with the group : mr cancer man PLEASE, I don't wan't cancer! I sure ain't like Jim...and I sure ain't dissin' u like yhose non believers! :-) No more cancer 4 Matt?
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Who Are You? : Clarke Gable
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Share with the group : NO MORE FUCKIN CANCER FOR NE1
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Tell a joke! :
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Share with the group : EXTRA CANCER FOR CLARKE GAY-BELL. HE CAN HAVE YOURS BROTHER MATT!
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Who Are You? : Abbot Jon
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address :
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Homepage? :
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Insult the band! :
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Tell a joke! : Why is it hard for feeders drummer to get up in the morning? because he's dead!
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Share with the group : if any of u have been watching the cancer research fund adverts on TV, it tells us that one in two of us will be touched by cancer at some point in our live. therefore if me and matt are safe, it stands to reason andy and jim will have to suffer
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Who Are You? : brother matt
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E-Mail Address? : [email protected]
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Amusing Fake E-Mail Address : [email protected]
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Homepage? : here
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Insult the band! : jim smells like a girl, dan smells like the sea and jon...im not sure
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Tell a joke! : what dou you call a russian with one ball?
WHODYANIKABALLOV!!!
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Share with the group : thankyou mr cancer vibes man!
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