Wookoo The Magic Pretzel...Episode 3
It was clear wooko the magic pretzel had a new enemy, quite who it was, was another matter. Many questions were left unanswered; for example who was Gelatine man? Or the mysteriously sinister sounding supervillain - Mr Kipling (who claims amongst other evils - that he makes exceedingly good cakes). Wooko decided that, armed with his shining blunt spoon, it was time to begin his journey. He left Mr EatYaFaces house (more like a few bricks stuck together with pritt stick - he made it himself) and headed for his next port of call, the first source of information that would send him on his way to solving this mystery - the werthers original rehabilitation centre. Walking up to the large turnip shaped building, Wooko heard some horrific screams coming from the inside. �Nooo!!... Not the Frankfurter again!!! ARRGHH...." It trailed off. Wooko entered the building and walked up to a desk, headed 'Customer Services' "Afternoon guv" a really old bloke behind the counter said. "Yes hi, I�m looking for..." " I know whatcha looking for!" the old man said, and jumped over the desk brandishing a rusty kumquat - pointing it at our hero. Wooko coughed as the smell emanating from the old man was too much to take, and with that the frail old man flew across the room and exploded on the adjacent wall. Wooko put the blunt spoon back in his sheath and continued onwards to the room headed 'Fat Manager Bloke'. As attempts to kick down the door had failed (pretzels don't have legs - a small flaw Wooko had realised afterwards) Wooko simply opened the door and went inside. A fat man with a moustache, top hat and monocle sat inside the room, behind a massive desk (well he was damn fat) eating Werthers Originals out of a bowl that looked to be full of lard as well. "Ello son..."eateateateateateat...what can I do ya for...? Eateateateateateateat." Erm well maybe you can help me? I�m looking for someone called Mr Kipling" ... " Oh eateateat, its like that is it? Said the fat man" - " then you must face me in mortal kombat!"...As he jumped over his desk, he crashed through the floor and fell to his presumed doom..." I am your father !!!" he yelled as he plummeted. This gets stranger and stranger...Wooko said, and at that point a small red goblin with a namebadge reading 'Graham' jumped out of the fat mans desk draw...." now i can win the FA cup for Aldershot!!" he said.
Wooko drew his spoon ready for battle... |
