Wookoo The Magic Pretzel...Episode 1
Once upon a time in the happy yet violent town of Peterborough, there lived a pretzel called wooko. The special thing about Wooko however was that he was magical. He had the power to maim and kill people whenever he wanted to. Wooko lived on the edge of town (he had been exiled there because of his slightly violent nature), in an area called BloodMaimKillVille. Wooko decided that enough was enough however and he couldn�t live under these restrictions, whereby your average law abiding pretzel couldn�t maim a few average law-abiding pedestrians once in a while, and decided to leave town and seek his fortune by travelling the world. However as any traveller will know, there are certain things you need to have to become a traveller, a sword and a companion to aid you. Wooko promptly headed for his neighbour�s house, (a certain Mr EatYaFace) and proposed the plan, Mr EatYaFace looked outraged... "Star treks on at 6 ya f***in idiot what the f**k are ya on?!" "Look Barry, (that was Mr EatYaFace's first name) "this could change our lives! We could become famous! All we have to do is travel the world and somehow do something that people will give us money for!�...Barry looked slightly less red than he did a minute ago, and paused, "Yeah alright then, count me the f**k in!� Wooko couldn�t help but wonder why MrEatYaFace was suddenly so eager to go along (as the chorus or cynical laughing sounded from MrEatYaFaces front room) and leave the half eaten bungalow he had worked so hard on decorating, behind. Ah well, he thought, and headed for the nearest post office in search of a sword... |
