Bio

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Jon
Matt
Dan
Jim
The Band

Jon Morris - Vocals/guitar
Loves: Music...obviously
Hates: Bad music
Average cheese percentage of lyrics: 72% proof.
Top 5 Anal Cunt song titles:
1.I became a counselor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it.
2.I sent concentration camp footage to Americas funniest home videos.
3.You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach.
4.I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant.
5.I snuck a retard into a sperm bank.

Matt Carter - Bass/Backing Growls
Loves: Playing bass
Hates: The way his fingers bleed when he plays too much bass
Number of Tattoo's: 2 at time of questioning
Top 5 lines to end it with your old lady:
1.Welcome to dumpsville baby, population: you.
2.I�m moving to the former soviet socialist republic of Macedonia. Permanently.
3.I forgot to tell you this, but I�m actually married and my wife has realised that I�m having an affair. See, my family has ancient traditions to uphold and one of them is that all sons must be married by arranged marriages at age eight.
4.Last night as I was sleeping, my ceiling collapsed and fell on my head. As a result I have no nose. I don�t really want anyone ever seeing me like this because I don�t want to leave them scarred for life.
5.I'm sorry, it would never work, you're a sanguine and i'm a phlegmatic.

Dan Newton - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Loves: Metallica
Hates: Any song without a ludicrously complicated guitar solo in it.
Favourite hair length: 29cm
Top 5 reasons why Metallica rule all:
1.They were really innovative when they first came out.
2.They are highly competent musicians.
3.Um...Lars Ulrich is a really great guy.
4.er...James Hetfield invented the question mark.
5.well...um...er...they just ARE ok!

"Wild" Jim Wild - Drums
Loves: Any music where all you can hear is drumming
Hates: Indie music
Bra size: 34D
Top 10 extreme metal albums:
1.Total Fucking Destruction - Gagged Shagged and Bodybagged
2.Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope
3.Blood Duster - Cunt
4.Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection
5.Gore Beyond Necropsy - Gore a Gogo
6.REM - Automatic for the People
7.Mortician - Chainsaw Dismemberment
8.Anal Cunt - Morbid Florist
9.Carcass - Reek of Putrefaction
10.Antaeus - Cut Your Flesh and Worship Satan