"You forgot one thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"Elizabeth is safe, like I promised. She's going to marry the commodore, like she promised. And you're going to die for her, like you promised. So we're all men of our words except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman"
You will always remember today as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!�
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
"Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
OUTM-
"I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"
"Are you a Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can't?"
"Ok, ok, Im gonna freak right out!"
"What fucking time is it?"
"Look at that, you know these bull fighters are yellow, no not even that they are cannary yellow, Its cowerdis. Now rodio clowns those are really men. You know I had a buddy in Iowa, he was a rodio clown. He had one arm, we used to call him......one arm."
Ninth Gate-
Woman: Don't f**k with me!
Dean Corso: I thought I already did...
From Hell-
"I havent been in Ben's office before so no, I dont fucking know where Ben's office is.....and if you expect me to stand here like a nob...."