| LIMERICKS |
| Said a mother to her daughter one day "Why not dress the old fashioned way? You can wear something nice And cut half the price." Said the girl, "But this is ballet!" |
| There once was a boy
from Zaire Who cared only about his hair Asked his barber, Don, "Will you start a salon?" Said the boy, "If I were the only one there." |
| If I lived in a
Zoo I'd be a Cockatoo It would be great fun To sit in the sun Fanning a feather or two |
| I met a
young woman one day Who said she was made out of clay Her doctor assured That this was absurd Said madam, "Well, what the hey!" |
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