Sensational events unfolded at St Columbas church yesterday as two humans of opposite sexes vowed to spend the rest of their natural lives together. Early indications say the puzzling ceremony, which involed exchanging jewellery and singing to God, could start a trend for the younger generations. However a contradicting source said it had been the cornerstone of family values for hundreds of years. This would clear the Minister who conducted the ceremony of criminal charges. The couple, who are now rumoured to have the same surname, went on holiday afterwards.
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SLOBODAM the slave.
1 - TOYSHOP - INTERIOR - DAY
Slobodam invests in toy shares. We see him peeling an eel.
2 - SCARECROW - INTERIOR - NIGHT
Slobadam picks up some ice-creme.
3 MATHS LECTURE - EXTERIOR - DAY
He picks up walnuts and counts them. Then he sets sail in an ark.
4 HAT - EXTERIOR - DAY
He puts on a mask that makes him look like a pig.
THE END - copyright Fraser Campbell - 21:57 _we 4 may 1999