This is soooo shit!
It just had to be posted on here it�s that bad. It took under five minutes - I dunno maybe ten and it�s awful. So bad you have to look at it.
Punch that Smurf (by Jeff!)
Lost turf
Weighing on the brain of Alan Titchmarsh
scribbling dusty words
There�s no verse anyhow
so punch that smurf
Wheelbarrow nightshades
Robins like a herse
Life aint going anywhere
But me, I have two words
In the morning goldrush
from the darkened tide
I wish Alan Titchmarsh�s brain
was dumped in sloppy grime
no pressure
no expectations
me life is getting worse
cos it aint going anywhere
Punch thAT smurf!
Punch that smurf
he probably deseves it
Punch that smurf
steal that sodding hat
wipe that smile right off his face
with a big red cloth
Alan Titchmarsh scratches his nose
a piano falls on his bike
so punch that smurf!
Punch that smurf
Kick him in the head
Time is over
Lies are void
(I just put the last two lines in to confuse people. Perhaps they arn�t exactly required!)
bake me a nice cake
