Raymond Fraser (God)
Raymond is a half arsed God who, while full of good intentions hasn�t got the motivation or work ethic to make things happen. His main flaw is his complete resistance to invest in his creation, opting for budget materials that ultimately come back to haunt him.
Harold Samuella
Harold is bitter about being fired by Jehovah after working for the God for 15 years. During this time he has learnt a few second hand ideas that he suggests to his tenant, Raymond. These are ultimately too ambitious as they originate from a high class religion, not one hampered by Raymond�s resources and lack of effort, they always seem to backfire.
Charlie Wooperdinger
Charlie sells spare parts from a tray. Things needed to set up religions and new worlds such as Adam and Eve�s and life kits. The quality of his merchandise is ropey, but he soon establishes himself as Raymond�s main dealer due to his competitive prices.
Goebells
While seeking cheap employment for posts of his religion�s advisory committee, Raymond stumbled across an unlikely (but low costing) candidate for the post of publicity agent. He has much experience in this field but strange ideas about marches, banners and symbols. This character emphasises the serious side of the issue, the manipulation, violence and oppression. Shady past.
The Devil
The devil is a nice man, offering helpful and friendly advice. There is a dark side to him, though.
Terry
A God of a rival firm with all the assets that Raymond craves. He has a bad history with Harold and competition is rife.
Supporting cast
Kitchen table
The kitchen table is wise as the �true God� once laid an elbow on it. He wants to live in the country and secretly fancies the floorboards.
Toaster
The toaster is a commoner who is easily seduced.
Kettle
The kettle is a dude. He is cool and talks like Mr T.
Curtains
The curtains come from an upper class background and used to work in Chatsworth house. She is easily offended and has high morals.
Tumbler/glass
The tumbler/glass is spiteful and vicious.
Kitchen Knife
The knife is soft and lovable. He accidentally murders a lemon.