Noah

Noah was a twat. He started making an ark in the middle of the desert.
�You�re mad!� said his psyciatrist �We�re in the middle of a drout.�
�No no. God will decend his wrath on us. It will rain from the sky.�
�This isn�t Scotland� the theorpist pointed out.
�Who do you think I am?� P and O?