| Reconstruction of robbery At 9 o�clock a man walked into a building society and alerted the staff and manager of the forthcoming event in the hope he�d get featured in crime watch. He explains that he�s an out of work actor who needs a television appearence to get his career rolling and leaves behind a small business card asking the cashiers to pass it on to any impressed talent scouts. At 11 o�clock he comes in again and has to queue for around fifteen minutes. He tells people queueing about his plans and suggests they go home and get changed as they will be extras on National television. A muted response followed until he pointed out there was a chance of impressing Jill Dando. He finds himself at the counter where he inforces the things he said earlier. He asks for the cameras to be rolling at around 3�o clock and asks if he can borrow a mask off someone in the queue. He returns 15 minutes later to see if anyone has a weapon. At around 4 a robber entered the branch, armed with a javelin and a clay pidgoen. The immaculatly dressed male dominated queue waved placards greeting their reletives and laddish slogans aimed at Jill Dando. Halfway through the robbery the robber falls into an acting routine in which he sets off the alarm by mistake. He recites an extract from Macbeth before bowing. All the queue. cashiers, security staff and undercover policemen applaude his efforts . He stole �50.000 before explaining he had no time for autographs and appologising for being an hour late. At around half past four a few miles away from the dite of the crime a man with a bag full of money stops and asks a policeman for directions to the local hospital�s auntie department. PC Alex Peter�s radio gives instructions about a robbery that�s just taken place and his criminal hunting mind slips into first gear. �Did you just rob a bank?� asked the cunning PC. �Building society actually� came the reply. There was a pause as the criminal recalled the error he�d just made and the policeman forgot. �Ah shit no...� the criminal tried to cover up his mistake �I�ve just been...fishing� �With a clay pidgoen?� the inquisitive officer asked. �I didn�t catch anything� the crimainal replied It figues came the reply. �Where did you get the money?� �I�ve just won the lottery� replied the crimainal before running away. |