Dramatic events unfolded yesterday at Halfords where the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, was deemed to have a faulty exhaust and no brakes. Growing speculation about his health and drinking problem has spring new life into the Autobot leadership race which was joined by Bumblebee yesterday. Bumblebee poses little threat to Prime�s position although he is assured the support of the dinobots after seeing them through the �extinct crisis�, a major burden which they only recovered from with the release of Jurassic park. The other leadership candidates reacted differently to the evidence proving the recent allegations. Leadership favourite Patrol denounced Prime�s addiction to Castol oil and called for all wings of the Autobot organisation to unite and have a fresh start. Prime supporters gathered in plastic square last night to demonstrate support for their now controversial leader. This almost ended in Robot massacre as fury arose when sideswipe got a parking ticket. Violence escalated and manufacturers Hasbro were glad of the publicity following the recent decline of their product.
