Mr Poo and his ocotpus

Mr poo had several problems with his life. His car wouldn�t start or stop, or even do both these things at the same time. Mr Wee�s car could do this and he often led a stop/start kind of lifestyle. First he�d take the piss out of Mr Poo for owning an alfo romeo that didn�t do much, just pretended to start and stop. Mr Wee�s pride and joy was the suffering of his neighbour, Mr Boor . He took pride in exciting his wife. Mr Boor had a poo wife, which meant the toilet was a health hazard for her. Mr Wee would take advantage of her and pop around dressed as domestos cleaner

fitted Mr Wee perfectly. He�d often pop around to see her when Mr Boor was shopping for something to make the street smell less. Mr Poo lived across the road

Mr Pan was the local preditor. He terrorised people from the Poo family and threatened to nail them to a door and swallow them with his bogbrush tounge.

oh it's not as if I cared about this!