| Semi arsed story plan I�ll call him George right? Yeh � what�ll happen to him. Something tragic. His face folded with flickering uncertainty. So what could happen to this chap called george. I havn�t the faintest of feint idea � no buggery. He wakes in a coma. He finds hes possesed by the cast of renta ghost? Someone did a shit in poundland and he�s paid to pick it up. Anything could happen �it�s fiction. But fiction is beliavable � is it not? Perhaps his dead brother was in the army. Story. Yes, I need a story. I�ve got the short side of the equasion sorted � at the moment it�s 45 words long. �It was like finding termites on the brow of Jesus. The pain stabbed into him, and the drizzle of a thousand nightmares swirled in his head. He fell to his knees, dropping wallpaper on the otherwise prestine fitted carpet. You shouldn�t decorate when doing stuff like this.;� Ok�maybe I need to rethink the decorating part of it. corner of his eye he saw a blemish in his fresh wallpapering. A bulge? He never had a bulge � it was a family tradition. Like sawing a head off a prized donkey. A shiver of fear struck Mavis� nose, making her brain rattle. Her wolf like eyes widened and fixed on the black car swimming towards her. Swanning rapidly through a shoal of helpless pedestrians. In an instant the future uncoiled before her. Her body squeezed aside reasoning, leaving the solid bones of instinct. All thoughts of souls faded. Her jaw hung open dumbly for a spilt second before closing itself with a soft pop. How had they found her so fast? He unstuck enough of himself to reach the foreign remote control And every moment contained more information than collected in a lifetime. If he looked long enough he would be exposed to One was in his hand, incaped in glue and paste. He didn�t notice it. Well�it�s just over two hours later�about that. And he�s gonna wallpaper over members of the Chinese mafia and get some souls. There�s 7 hundred words remaining on this one. They meet the devil�..who paered The wallpaper witch stalks all members of the DIY cult. of a step up, isn�t it? There�s plenty of soul collecters out there. It�s dangerous! There�s the devil, this wallpaper God hippie and the Chinese mafia.� �I�m not afraid of any of them. Not even the porno king�. �That guy who own�s Birmingham city?� He tilted his vision and terror hit him. The excessive wall paper paste means it gets stuck there for a moment or two. Then three. And then four. Finally it is forced free tearing a shread of head away from its usual location. �Bollocks� George whimpered, his other hand leapt to his wound, the blood surfacing beneath it. �Shit!� he whispered as Mavis contained a snigger. He turned to her looking at the cavaty just uncovered. Later that day was earlier that evening. A mound of confusion arose in George�s brain. How could that be � were the clocks wrong? Someone was lying and it wasn�t him � he was standing up. On some stepladders, loosely supported by the cold, unreliable hands of Mavis. . �Should I do it again?� It�d pass the time before my next call�. Visions of the Ghostbusters blurred through his head. The way they got called on emergency. If only there was a film about wallpapering. He�d be the star and not that guy from blues brothers. The daydreaming fell from his streak of horror. An air bubble stood bold and true. An invader in one of his decorating jobs! The three heavy, hardened heads of the heavies nodded individually before chasing the direction of Mavis. �The boss�ll be waitin� for them� The doctor shouted after his clumsy henchmen, their muscles pumping furiously benieth their layers of fat. Gods advisors � need remote control. �Without it I can�t see the cameras of the worlds. My sight is my life. �Damn�I�ll have to make another one� �You bought it from Dixons�and � er can I have my soul back now?� George�s hand thumbed around in soft cracks. At the moment his entire life resolve was focused on a single aim: the loction of the remote control. After a hard day for an important cliet He looked around and saw no television, so decided it wasn�t worth looking. 5 th nov last updated |