Mrs Pixie had to go to ASDA to buy some vegetables. He stopped at the butchers to deflate a cat. Stupid cats could never let themselves down unless they had a puncture..Mrs Pixie held the cat up by it�s hind legs and let out some of the air.
�Thank you� said the cat �I am a magical cat and I can talk�
�Meow� said Mrs Pixie
�How ironic� said the cat �my pressure was such that for the most part of my life I have been unable to use my gift of speech and the first person I can talk to, Mrs Pixie acts like a cat�.
Mrs Pixie put the cat down and continued on her way to ASDA. She never got there.