| 18 minute poem (11.46 PM) So another poem it is to be 18 minutes long, I think, I�ll see How many words can be produced What will say - and what�s it�s use? Verse 2 is here but not for long look now it�s here now it�s gone Verse 3, I say Should be thought through But it isn�t So bugger you More verses from my felt tip drawn Splattered on the page like the breaking dawn Words complete - some oblong Oh shit, verse 4 - It�s all gone wrong Verse 5 + my brain screams What�s the subject matter gonna be? Will people know just what I mean They expect it to be neat and clean Shal I mislead them - make them think Skatter images to them * I could use a metophor here and there Writing a poems like cutting your hair Why Oh why, the logic missed Oh crap! This verse has turned to shit Doug went to work one day Then he moved far away What the fuck rhymes with that? Gosh, timed poems make you look like a twat Buggered that rythmn up I�m writing blind A mystery novel From a feint behind Ten minutes gone and never missed how the fuck Do you get paid for doing this It�s just a hobby a big long rant But how the fuck Do you get a lottery grant So many poets So much to say Words mainly - But arranging them can be difficult Now how much time is left I suppose I�d better try and write something good but this is very contemporary so hopefully people will like the new aged stuff or they�ll think it�s shite 18 minutes is one hell of a long time To write a bunch of sodding rhyme Still I bet it�ll be OK but nobody will ever read it ever How does my imagination fair with the best Is it up there or sunk down like er....a dripping tear in a tangerine clown. How long will this remain around What will people think of what I�ve made and will I actually get paid I suspect not cos I�ve used 16 of my designated minutes up already There�s no time for redraft! Ah bugger. But I�m glad I�ve tried There�s a moral here Think before you write else it�s a bunch of rambling shite! Oh...last minute I think I�ll end it a minute early It was worth a try a bunch of swearing steams from inside You try and do better in 18 mins you better than me fucker I�m shit today (Concluded 6 mins past twelve 8th Dec 2000 - 18 mins later - I dunno) * I never got around to finishing this |