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Ahh ICQ how many hours have I spent in front of my radiation emitting monitor basking in the glow of my friends and their witty ICQ messages. I love it. It's totally the best way to keep in contact with everyone at once. If you don't have ICQ please please get it and add me, my number is 13330045. For real, you won't regret it. One of the great lost arts of ICQ is the N/A, Away or DND message. Back when ICQ was a little fresher everyone was about the funny/dirty/witty ICQ Status message. But a quick survey of my list reveals that such humour has gone the way of the yo-yo: obscurity. So I harassed a couple people to put up some of their wittier classics for me to capture and also nabbed some from people who just naturalyl had some funny N/A's. Here is a small selection, more to follow. Enjoy. I've rated them too.

Truer words were never spoken. My boy patty comes in with a humdinger 8.5/10

Sucked your...Sucked your.... what?? Don't leave us hanging Mikey I gotta know! This is my buddy Mike up at Queens, nabbed this from him w/o prompting. It's witty and it rhymes what can I say 8.5/10

This is my pal Alok he's at UT Comp Eng (poo). The masturbation gag is a much used classic but he manages to ring out a few more chuckles 7.5/10

This is Fatima, enough good things cannot be said about this babe. She goes for a sly emotional directness on her NA message, refreshing! 8/10

This beauty of a NA message comes from my Oakville honey Allison. She's a pretty witty and quirky for a 16 year old. 8/10

Graham I've know for mad long time and he's getting addicted to ICQ at almost Minh-levels. He goes for an honest message regarding his status but adds a cutesy twist. 7.5/10

This is my bro Luke's NA message, we're hella tight and he's doing well at Western. I have no idea what his NA message is supposed to mean tho apparently it's a parody of Snoop Dogg. Gotta respect that 7.5/10

Once Graham heard about the ratings, he had to go in for Round 2. I suggest you guys submit yours for the "Minh Rating" too. A lil' better Graham 8/10g

This is Lara, I honestly don't know her too well but we talk on ICQ and stuff. Again I have no idea what hers message is about but she's pretty witty so I'm guessing it's good. 7.5/10

This is another one that goes over my head. Something about a super uppercut in Street Fighter right? Well it's symmetrical and pretty geometrically at least, Fatima you get 8/10

Hehe Illan getting a little snarky. I like it. 8.5/10

Eliciting one's love for ICQ on their N/A message is a sure way to my heart. The sentiment rings true with me. 8/10

My man Mike brings up a question for the ages. Hmm, depends which best friend, a lot of them are hurting for orgasms sooo.... 8.5/10

This is my buddy Vera up at Commerce at Queens. I got accepted to that prog and coulda gone there but balked. I have no idea what she's saying, but she's a pretty smart gal. 7.5/10

This is Neil my buddy now at U of T. This is a classic Neil-ism. 8.5/10

This is Neil again. I don't get what this is supposed to me. Some sort of Chinese proverb I'm guessing, like One bird in the bush is worth two bushes in the hand. 7.5/10

Ahh my *former* buddy Megsy. She's the king of the pun and I've seen some better examples than this I'll have to capture some otehr time. 8/10

Ahh Luke, you make no sense to me, we live in two different worlds. The penis-size joke is second populay only to the masturbation gags. 7.5/10

Patty's having way too much fun with the N/A feature. It was this very abuse of N/A's that led to their going out of fashion, shame on you Patty. 7.5/10

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winnah! Nah it's not that good, but Megsy comes through with another classic pun. 8.5/10

My homey Brian asks a good question that we're all won't to ask on occasion. And it's a parody of milk, being lactose intolerant as I am I respect that. 8/10

This makes me laugh scares me and makes me sad. Ahh well it's my Ex-Jill and at the very least it's bold. 8.5/10

Yep this is Jill again, she was feeling hella frisky that night, hopefully she's over it. 8/10

In a continuation of the "cock series" Jill really is getting carried away. She musta been typing this stuff with one hand. 7.5/10

My bro Luke struggling to make sense of his broken English skills. It's a pretty true sentiment tho. 8.5/10

Whoa this is Elaine getting just a *little* snippy. Maybe all that CS is getting to her :P 8/10

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