Age: 8
Role in family: Moral center and middle child.
Once called herself: �The saddest kid in grade number two�
Plays: Saxophone ( Sumtimes , the guitar)
First word as a baby: Bart.
Insane Obsession: Ponies.
First crush: Substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson Muntz
Favourite cartoon: The Happy Little Elves, Itchy and Scratchy
Past addictions: The Corey Hotline, Trucker�s Choice Stay-Awake tablets.
Xtra Stuff: Taught by late jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy. Busted her father for an illegal cable hook-up. Won regional Reading Digest contest, but lost the national competition in Washington D.C. after losing faith in democracy. Served brief term as Little Miss Springfield until she became disillusioned by pageant sponsorship by Laramie Cigarettes. Desired by Ralph Wiggum. Disgusted by the talking Malibu Stacey doll�s lack of integrity, coinvented poor-selling Lisa Lionheart doll. All-star goalie in pee-wee hockey. Discovered Jebediah Springfield was a pirate. Assisted Mr. Burns in recovering his lost fortune. Passed the second grade as the first female cadet at Rommelwood Military Academy.
Full Name:BartJo Jo Simpson
Personality: Devious, underachieving, school-hating, clever, daring
Known As: Rudiger, El Barto.
Abilities: Possesses a huge repertoire of practical jokes and methods of revenge, with antics ranging from vandalism to international fraud. Prank calls to Moe�s Tavern are a specialty.
Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, Blinky the three-eyed fish.
Idol: Krusty the Clown.
Past loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers.
Xtra Stuff: Sawed off the head of Jebadia Springfield.. Tricked Springfieldians into thinking that a boy named Timmy O�Toole had fallen down one of the town�s wells. Mistaken for a genius after swapping IQ tests with brainy, Martin Prince. Caused marital discord by taking pictures of a drunken Homer dancing with, Princess Kashmir. Lead a war against neighbourhood bully, Nelson Muntz. Nearly disowned by his sister after ruining her Thanksgiving centrepiece. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament. Saved Mr. Burns�s life by donating rare double O-negative blood. . Became famous on Krusty�s show as the �I didn�t do it� boy. Sold his soul to Milhouse for $5. Learned french in France.
Role: Pacifier sucking youngest Simpson child.
Store value: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63
Only true enemy: Gerald, the baby with one-eyebrow
Dexterity: Low. Falls over often.
First word: �Daddy�
Extracurricular: Untied Bart and Lisa after they were bound by notorious Babysitter Bandit. Knows what a credenza is. Occasionally drinks from the dog dish. Bonked Homer on the head with a mallet and attacked him with a pencil, imitation cartoon violence. Can spell E=MC2 ond Maggie Simpson on her Ecasctech. Led a baby rebellion at the Ayn Rand School for Tots. Shot Mr Burns.