sittin at the kitchen table
waitin for our meal to be served
sittin there waiting, wondering
what is it were having tonight?
and then an aroma filled the air
it made our noses tingle
it made our eyes water
here it comes it smells so bad
its sitten there on my plate
as bubbles rise to the top of the substance
it looks to me like its yelling for help
my mom tells me its chicken
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why are there tortillas on my chicken?
and chunks of salsa too?
what could she be hiding?
whats under this poo?
i scrape the junk off the top of the chicken
and i find a horrible sight!
this chicken had fur
and i think it even purred
theres a cat on my plate!
i heard it purr!
i push my knife into it
it bout scared the poo outta me
it made the worst shrill ive ever heard
i fell into the floor and crawled behind the cabinents
thats cat mamma!
dont be silly son sit down and eat ur chicken
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why are there tortillas on my chicken?
and chunks of salsa too?
what could she be hiding?
whats under this poo?
Theres a cat on my plate!
it was such a surprize!
i scraped off the salsa and revealed the prize!
poor kitty, she was so great
i crawled back over to my chair
and slowly sat back down
it was still growling at me
i could hear it!
i hear that voice again
telling to eat my chicken
i pick up the fork
and slowly push it in
it made no noise,
no holler or squeal
maybe it was jsut a dream
i cut off a piece, off of that cat
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Theres a cat on my plate!
it was such a surprize!
i scraped off the salsa and revealed the prize!
poor kitty, she was so great
as i put that cat to my lips
i see a grousome sight
this aint no dream
and this aint no chicken
theres whiskers in my chicken
they tickle my lips and cheek
i hear my mom yelling
and i shove it in my mouth
my eyes begin to water
my tongue begins to throb
my heart is racing
as my forehead begins to sweat
Theres a cat on my plate!
it was such a surprize!
i scraped off the salsa and revealed the prize!
poor kitty, she was so great
it tastes so bad
it smells so horrible
i look over to my mom
as she rolls on the floor laughing
i knew it wasnt chicken
this had to be cat
then i saw my poor kitty
rub against my leg
i thought wait a mintue,
this isnt kitty
then i look out the door,
and i cant see woody
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its a dog on my plate!
not a cat or a snake!
that was so bad
that was a mistake...