2. You might be a Redneck if you think icing is what you do to your front steps before your mother in law comes over.
3. You might be a Redneck if people hear your car a long time before they see it.
4. You might be a Redneck if your funeral procession circled around Wal-Mart.
5. You might be a Redneck if your truck sits so high that you can see in a second floor window.
6. You might be a Redneck if you got married at a monster truck rally.
7. You might be a Redneck if you think beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
8. You might be a Redneck if you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
9. You might be a Redneck if you think an oil change involves a comb and bottle of Vitalis.
10. You might be a Redneck if there is a trophy in your house with the word "spitting" on it.
11. You might be a Redneck if the highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box.
12. You might be a Redneck if Jack Daniel makes your list of most admired people.
13. You might be a Redneck if the receptionist is responsible for checking the rat raps at your place of business.
14. You might be a Redneck if your family tree forms a wreath.
15. You might be a Redneck if you're not sure of the true color of your pickup.
16. You might be a Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
17. You might be a Redneck if your mamma carries a wrench and a comb in her back pocket.
18. You might be a Redneck if you and your dog share the same name.
19. You might be a Redneck if your idea of a gourmet meal is the noon special at the truck stop.
20. You might be a Redneck if you think "Ross Perot" is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.
21. You might be a Redneck if you call rust a quality paint job.
22. You might be a Redneck if you've ever been pulled over by the Coast Guard.
23. You might be a Redneck if your picture is on the wall of more than 3 bait stores.
24. You might be a Redneck if you went to your mother's prom.
25. You might be a Redneck if you wash your dog's dishes more than your own.
26. You might be a Redneck if the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.
27. You might be a Redneck if you have a grave in your front yard.
28. You might be a Redneck if you don't throw away used paper plates.
29. You might be a Redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your house.
30. You might be a Redneck if calling your closest neighbor on the phone is long distance.
31. You might be a Redneck if when asked your tooth color on a application, you state "Not Applicable".
32. You might be a Redneck if you put glow in the dark duct tape on your trailer door so you don't get lost going to the bathroom at night.
33. You might be a Redneck if you think a sieve is part of your shirt.
34. You might be a Redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
35. You might be a Redneck if you think Richard Petty is the president of STP.
36. You might be a Redneck if you wonder why the feed you just put out for your animals keeps disappearing.
37. You might be a Redneck if you drink gas because you found out you can run two and a half miles per hour faster.
38. You might be a Redneck if you've ever used 40 weight to shine your boots.
39. You might be a Redneck if you've ever tried to drown a fish.
40. You might be a Redneck if you buy your jewelry at the hardware store.
41. You might be a Redneck if you drink Labatt 50
42. You might be a Redneck if you've ever had to knock the spider webs down to use the bathroom.