Celebrity Jeopardy Audio Script

Alex Trebek: Hi, I�m Alex Trebek, and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy.  Our three contestants for today are; Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.  Let�s get to know our three contestants a little better. 

TJ:  Hi I�m Thomas Jefferson, and I wrote the Declaration of Independence.  I enjoy long walks around my home Monticello while taking in the soft sounds of chirping birds.

GW:  Hello, I�m George Washington, a.k.a. G-Dub.  I was the first president of the United States.

WAM:  Hi, I am Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and I was one of the greatest composers of our time.

AT: Ok, let�s start the game.  And the categories are; Important Dates, presidents on the one-dollar bill, famous composers, TJ.

AT:  Thomas Jefferson, because you won the coin toss backstage, the board is yours.

TJ: I�ll take important dates for 200.

AT:  And the answer is�When was the Declaration of Independence passed?

Beep!!

TJ: When is July 4, 1776.

AT: That is correct.

TJ: I�ll take presidents on the one dollar bill.

AT:  And the answer is�what face is currently shown on the one dollar bill?

TJ: beep Who is Abraham Lincoln

AT: No! You�re Terrible! You should consider walking away right now

WAM:beep Who is George Washington

AT: Correct! The board is now yours

WAM: ill take famous composers for 300 Alex

AT: Where and when was WAM born?

Beep!!! GW: Who is Tokyo, Japan.

AT:  NO!!! do not buzz in again.

Beep!!! WAM: What is Salzburg, Austria on Jan. 27, 1756.

AT: Correct!!

WAM: I�ll take composers with the last name of Mozart for 400.

AT:  And the answer is�what was the first opera that Mozart composed?

Beep!!! TJ: I�ll take TJ for 200.

AT:  No�you must first answer the question.

TJ: Ok, in that case ill take TJ for 300.

AT: I hate my job.  Ok, this question is simple, the answer is La Finta Semplice.

WAM: I�ll take dollar bill for 400.

AT: and the answer is�what army was GW captain of?

Beep!!! GW:  what was the Continental Army.

AT: Correct.

GW: I�ll take dollar bill for 500.

AT:  And the answer is�on what day did GW become president?

TJ:  What was April 30, 1788.

AT:  Incorrect, it was April 30, 1789.

GW: I�ll take TJ for 300.

AT: And the answer is�Where did TJ acquire his broad range of knowledge

Beep!! TJ: What was the college of William and Mary

AT: Correct! TJ since you got the question correct, the board is now yours

TJ: the day is mine, ill take famous composers with the last name of Mozart

AT: At what age did Mozart begin composing

TJ: What is five years of age.

AT: Correct!!

TJ:  I�ll take TJ for 500.

AT:  and the answer is�What is the well known name for TJ�s house?

WAM:  What is Monticello.

AT: Correct

WAM: I�ll take TJ for 600.

AT:  and the answer is�what is TJ�s greatest accomplishment.

Beep!! WAM: What is his learning to ride a bike.

AT: Go jump off a bridge!!

Beep: GW: the writing of the declaration of independence.

AT: Correct

AT:  And with that we will go to our final jeopardy question.

AT:  Your Final Jeopardy question is...In what year did GW forfeit his presidency?

Music

AT:  Let�s see what you�ve come up with.

TJ:  1797

GW: 1792

WAM: 1804

AT:  And shockingly TJ is the only one of you to come up with the correct answer.  How on earth did you, GW, not come up with the correct answer.  You idiot.
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