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3/23/04 7:32 PM

WHAT THE!? The Boy is back. The truth is I never left, lets call it a one year hiatus. But the point is, not only am I back. I got STUFF. and by stuff I mean KFC HUT. OH damn, thats right people. I'll make a believer out of you yet.

Jonathan

3/12/03 10:24 PM

Rockets. So Crazy I'm updating. How did we win that game!? Ridiculous. Crazy. Absurd. My mind can't handle the craziness of it all. My head feels like its going to explode! BOOM The last second threes? the heart-breaking foul? the missed free throws?? I still can't handle what happened. Someone punch me. I need a punch. I want you to punch me the next time you see me. Knock me out of this craziness.

Jonathan

1/31/02 12:21 AM

We are some super slackers.
The way I see it, a lack of updating can be balanced out with one large update... man, its going to be one looong update.

I hate Dallas. Stupid Dallas and its super basketball team.

Jonathan

1/25/02 6:23 PM

Ridiculous...i think

yup
Jeff

1/20/02 12:26 PM

china AND laziness = even fewer updates
BUT ROCKETS SCHOOLED LAKERS! LIKE HELL!
too bad yao ming's shot was kinda off
still damn good game
SATs coming up...beware
andrew

12/20/02 9:57 PM

can you say massive lack of updates?!
oh well midterms good excuse
more on the yao ming watch: 29 points 10 rebounds 6 blocks against pacers!
andrew

12/8/02 10:29 PM

whoo more yao ming 18 points 12 rebounds
rockets smacked 76ers
note:i am a fair weather fan
anyways more whining on the math project/synthesis paper front
and thats about the end of this post
andrew

12/4/02 4:48 PM

*agrees with jeff*
how do you spell yao ming??
27 points and 18 rebounds!!
on a lesser note midterms bitch bitch physics bitch bitch
andrew

12/4/02 10:12 AM

HOLY CRAP YAO MING KICKED ASS
congrats jonathan you're on top of things again...
for now
Man, can i see your ticket?
Cuz if u're talkin to me, you're on the Yao ming train

~Jeff

12/1/02 10:16 PM

read my other update, it's easier this way : )
click

Also...The Rockets lost to the kings. EXPLAIN Jonathan
Shouldn't Yao Ming be able to power anyone?
You have some explaining to do jonathan

~Jeff

11/21/02 7:45 PM

Major slacking on updating on my part..
So Thanksgiving week is coming up.. this week is going to be sweet, starting with tomorrow. Ultimate frisbee style!
Yao Ming kicks ass!
Jonathan

11/21/02 1:29 AM

So yeah...supposed to update...nothing to great goin on here
physics is still beyond me
calculus baffles me
not that my grades are bad tho...
can't wait for thanksgiving
anyway probably havea non-boring update later
Jeff

11/19/02 9:33 PM

bleh major slacking on the update front
"Take TV's hottest love triangles...and multiply them by hotter!"
anyway i meant to put that up a while ago
its interesting how someone saying "uranus" can be so hilarious
oh new song to promote: the used - taste of ink
andrew

11/07/02 9:08 PM

update time...man
i'm real tired
college means no curfew, but it also means crappy waking up
for 8 AM classes
Blah blah...
man...i want a car
anyways...taht's it no big news i guess

~Jeff

11/07/02 9:08 PM

uh i dunno where jeff is but if he's at UT he's traveled forward in time!
but he's updated in the past!??
*insert super time paradox*
ok i forgot to update...how ironic
i have to mention that the US' "targeted killing" of those al-qaeda guys is kinda scary...i mean jesus missile the damn car
also someone tell me where the hell "aw snap" came from
ok rite now its 11/10/02 10:45 PM but i'm too lazy to make a new update
i heard this commercial on the radio for "tapioca tea! the hottest new craze! put tapioca balls in your tea!"
if you're asian you should laugh..or at least make fun of white people for copying us
andrew

11/08/02 12:36 AM

Nice update Jonathan.
think i'll follow suit
update
actaully i got a new page for depressing stuff
this page for when i'm updating usually the other page
for when i am severely pissed or what not
http://lazybum234.blogspot.com
don't click it, it's not a link i'm lazy
don't go if u're scared of bad stuff

Jeff~

11/06/02 8:01 PM

update time
Jonathan

11/01/02 4:41 PM

Wow... it's finally over.... the week from hell.

Yes, by the way, I am Travis, the ever-cunning yet insane master of the obvious from LC. Sorry Jeff, i don't think I ever met you before but i'm sure it'll happen sooner or later. Now, on with my week. (by the by, I think i'll claim Fridays as my updating day... it's easy).

Lets start with Monday: Eco test. Really wasn't that bad.
Tuesday: Photo-developing nightmare and studying for...
Wednesday: Calculus Test! Hard as hell... hope to god i made a C.
Thursday: Pretty good overall, except for paper due on Friday. Trick-or-treating as a 17 year old is funny as hell... but also lots of fun
Friday: Evil paper-turn in day and dealing with Brian White. He's being a complete ass recently and it's starting to frey my nerves. In fact, everything seems to be freying my nerves recently.. i'm just annoyed in general.

So that was my week... one fun thing after another. I guess not too horrible in retrospect, but not only all that... but tomarrow is SATs. God help me, surely no one else will.

Oh, lest I forget.. nearly seven days since I saw The Ring... I have 5 hours left to live... w00t.

T-bob aka Travis aka The white guy

10/31/02 8:21 PM

PEP RALLIES ARE STUPID STUPID STUPID
i'm not gonna elaborate cuz i think everyone knows what i mean
but a least they had two real camels...i have to give em props for that
BUT THE ANNOUNCER WAS SO LAME IT WAS PAINFUL!
you know when someone says something stupid and you don't want to hear it cuz its just too embarrassing and you feel sorry for them? it was like that
for an hour
it hurts just to think about it
and since he was left out on the shirt...EVAN MINTZ IS IN DRUM CORPS!
obligatory school bashing: GOD I HATE SPANISH ESSAYS OUR TEACHER IS SO FUCKING BIASED
andrew

Halloween 3:03 AM

Heh, i was supposed to update yesterday but anyway...
I had to write a 2000 word BS paper on synthetic rubbeR
not a lot of fun
but a lot of cutting and pasting
new philosphy to think of

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime

Give a man a fish and you've lost one fish
Teach a man to fish and you have lost precious time and
all the fish that he catches that could have been yours

Inspiration...inadequate physics lab partners wanting lab help

maybe you can piece together from the analogy as
to what i did when they wanted my help....AGAIN
Let's just say i tried to teach them to fish...
but when they went out on their own..
they didnt' even remember to bring a rod...
or bait
or go to a place with water
so...i just gave them the fish
I guess i just gave you the answer
i'm heartless...i know
Jsut let me waddle in thsi puddle of elitism until i am
smote by some all-knowing power
till then...i will remain the same
anyawy, be back next week with mroe entertainement

~Jeff

10/29/02 10:35 PM

ok kai updated like a minute after me! so it totally erased my monday update
ah well
not like there was anything important
at least that answers your question jeff about what happens if we update at the same time
and go to jeff's link, it's worth your time
boo to all the village ppl that didnt go to the carnival...even though it kinda sucked
i pissed this parent-teacher conference day away instead of getting ahead on homework
oh well
andrew

10/28/02 10:28 PM

So I'm told by Jeff I have to update sometime before I get my degree, so here it is.
Things are not as traumatic as some would say, but it's definitely busy around here.
man, I really could use some of the money I made this summer, eh
it's okay, I need to conserve anyways
In fact, I was just conserving today
I ate 2 times instead of 3.
Going at this rate, I might be able to eat breakfast by the end of my junior year
Idle rambling stops here

Nebraska is going down

KAi

10/23/02 10:00 PM

Apparently i'm supposed to update today, new schedule, but anyway
i ahvea bitch engineering physics test on friday
so i got to study
i'll rant a little i guess
with the phat connection at UT
i can get anything, excpet not more than 2.5 gigs
if i do, then they slow me down a whole bunch
so...i exceded my limit again thsi week
its a living hell
33.6 all over again
out
~Jeff

10/22/02 11:03 PM

finished wuthering heights outline! take that . pow! ZaM! Jonathan reigns supreme over English. King of the world!
I'll take. Tuesdays.

Jonathan

10/21/2002 8:11 PM

ok blah lots of stuff due so heres the new stuff:
i update monday
jeff said thursdaY? i forgot already...whatever
anyways you guys pick a day to update
next on the list: someone tell me what VC stands for! (VC = asian card game)
i probably have something more interesting to say but i forgot that too
gah and jonathan you traitor !!!
andrew

10/20/2002 6:10 AM
)

finished Senior pictures at 11 AM. Left for UT. 6 PM (arrive at UT) 4 AM
(arrive home)... most eventful day of my life.
eventful event
Jonathan

10/18/2002 9:15AM

Suprise!
heh
Does anyone still read thsi site or is it just like jonathan and andrew and otehr guy ranting
I guess i'll call him my his name Travis
Do i know you?
I'm sure i do or something
Anyoen just got back from taking a calc test
It kind of hurt
But i'm ok
Hey anyone going to UT, don't take the honors section
of caluclus unless you are a genius
a super genius
To succeed you must have so much brain taht you must
have to strap on an extra brain pack on your back to hold
the extra brain
Well...it's not that hard...jsut requires a lot of thinking and work
I'm pulling ok in that class but...
oh yeah...the honors section of engineering physics is hard too
If your'e thinking of doing business i hear
you're going to have a pretty easy time at UT
liberal arts is also sweet easy street too
Hey note to self: memorize unit circle once and for all
anyway...i guess the suprise is less...
i'm going to start doing updating again i guess
but during periods of high test occurence, updating will decrease

~Jeff

10/14/2002 13:00

I'm starting to wonder about anyone finding this site on a search engine... look at this:

Top search word used to find this page- 31.18% typed "hajime no ippo opening mp3s"

Pretty odd. Anyway, I love cruises. Yup, just got back from a fantastic, relaxing cruise to Cozumel. Snorkeling in tropical blue waters, warmth... ahhhh....

I was bored to death though on the ship it's self, except for two things: 1. My elementary school crush was there... more gorgeous than ever... drool... i'll send ya pics that I took, heh, and 2. Casino! I played each night in that place, and didn't lose once. Went in with 25 bucks, left with 60. In other words... 35 buck gain. Sweeeeeet...

My mom was lucky at those slots... 640 bucks on one pull of the arm... i wish I had that type of luck.

All things considered though.... i had a good time. Relatives suck, girls are good... money is great. Now back to the hell of senior life...

~Travis

10/12/02 11:33 PM

So you'd think I'd learn to stop clicking on a link after it makes my comp freeze..
nope.
now AIM has decided to stop working & websites are refusing to close. Computer Seizure.
but if there's anything I've learned, its that turning computer off solves all problems.
Too bad that doesn't work for me. Instead we have sleep.. But that works. I'll settle for sleep.

Jonathan

10/12/02 10:42 PM

ok we had to watch some play (bodas de sangre) for spanish
and our teacher had extra tickets..so she made some of us go try to sell them
hehe that was damn funny...trying to scalp play tickets
anyways
no more interesting stuff..till i get a debit card
andrew

10/10/02 10:09 PM

Today = official crazy day.
Me, Josh & Amvit are driving down Hgway 6 in Josh's Rodeo. We see this really wacked out Del Sol & start laughing at it. Not smart, considering the windows were rolled down. But it was a funny moment. Than Josh starts tailgating the del sol, which really pisses the guy off. As Josh starts to make a left turn into Southdown the guys already pretty much through the intersection, makes a hard left turn & stops his car right in front of us. He starts raising his hands out the window.. I guess he was saying "What the hell u doing? Why the hell u tail gating me!?" We didn't know what the hell to do so Josh also starts waving his hands out the window. In the end we just drive around him. We should have got out of the Rodeo & stepped up to his car. 3vs1 style. (yeah.. this coming from me. I told u it was a crazy day) We had just bought a wrench at Auto Zone... so he probably wouldn't have wanted to mess with us. Anvit was saying that we should have kicked him out of his car, drove off with it & left it in a ditch. Haha... crazy Anvit.

But I guess I'd be pissed off if ppl were laughing at my car. So what I'm saying is.. if ur going to laugh at someone. do it mentally. or have ppl to back u up (wrench is helpufl too) haha

Jonathan

10/6/02 9:22 PM

this weekend...i'll give it a 8 i guess just arbitrarily
note to people who like riding on the roofs of cars:
5 mph is too slow
20+ mph would be too fast
15 mph is just right
actually you could probably handle 20 as long as you stay focused but 30 would definitely be pushing it
of course i'm sure theres some people who could take it at 60 but thats just insane
happy belated birthday to me!
bwaha now that i'm 17 i can watch rated R movies and...thats about it..
ah well, the little things
on a side note vanessa carltons cd...its kinda suck..=(
BUT the new good charlotte one is good
andrew

10/5/02 6:45 PM

My Super weekend hasn't beeng turning out so super. Getting my lip busted while playing basketball wasn't a good start. If you don't want to be like me, don't play against Josh. Super offensive foul style.
Than I had chinese school. Which actually wasn't that bad. Except for culture classes we had kung fu today.. in other words Mr. Kung Fu master needed someone to beat up. ME.
But its only Saturday. Still time to get this weekend around. For the better. Yeah... Better. Now.

Jonathan

10/3/02 10:22 PM

I should be going to sleep... & I will.

Jonathan

10/1/02 10:24 PM

ok i guess jonathan meant 7:24...unless he lives in a MAGIC UNIVERSE!!
today i got the new orson scott card book! wheee!
also got some other books but i know i wont have time to read them...*sigh*
i hate math now
grr
and this damn math competition (USAMT?) sucks too
andrew

10/1/02 &:24 PM

Its October & everything is still the same. Like school, especially school. Tomorrow is not going to be a fun day. Tests in government & Calculus. I should be studying. Not like I haven't been studying. I should probably study more though.
Funny, I didn't fall asleep in fifth period today. Neither was I hungry during 4th period. I'm always hungry in 4th period. Weird... maybe I'm sick. That wouldn't be good. But than I wouldn't have to go to school if I was sick. & thus I wouldn't have to take the tests. Which is good.
But knowing my parents. I'd have to be dead before they'd let me miss a day of school.

Jonathan

9/30/02 7:35 PM

Everything is taking some resemblance of normal. We ate rice for dinner again. Haven't had that in a while. I'm actually studying again. Thats good.
On a side note:
Watch out for white people in togas. They're out to get you.

Jonathan

9/29/02 9:55 PM

NEW AVRIL SONG: FALLING DOWN
get it now!
school sucks again or still...anyway
andrew

9/28/02 9:50 PM

What the hell.. I hate thieves. Jonno, Steve, and I went to the mall... got our book thieved. Who the hell would want a BOOK?! I don't get it..

And now for something completely different...

Eventually I'll stop complaining about the society we live in, but when that day comes, it'll just be like a body coming to full homeostasis.... that's right, dead as a doornail.

Yeah i haven't updated recently... been tired and busy.. being a senior is overrated... too much work. We should be gods of the world, not pawns to college applications.

I miss my senior friends from last year... I just hope I wasn't in love with one of them... if I was I missed my only chance to get her, yeah? I figured... anyway... i think i'm calmed down enough now from the theft... i was driving 70 on West Road though... that might have cooled me down..

T-Bob

9/24/02 9:45 PM

ok first i always copy your date and if you look down you'll see that you screwed up first! bwahaha and no i didn't change it you really did mess up
second I DID GO BACK IN TIME but i killed all the dinosaurs so no problems there
third-ly math sucks
anyway i was thinking we should write fake essays, like the ones people plagiarize and then when they buy it they'll fail horribly and it'll be funny
that would teach them to cheat
learn that lesson the hard way
but of course we here at LAZY UPDATERS LAND (HINT HINT) won't do that
and i do realize that typing fake crap essays would be too much work
just trying to subtly hint at the lack of updates
andrew

9/24/02 5:40 PM

Whaa? 9/23/01? Holy Crap! Andrew's gone back in time!
The whole time space frame equilibrium could collapse by this one act. Dinosaurs could start roaming the streets, Cities could become vast tropical jungles, the world as we know it would be forever changed. What have you done Andrew!? What have you done!?

Or Andrew could have just mistyped a number... but if not. *Roar*

Bio test = 86
points given back becus of confusing questions = 5
test curve = 4 points
Final Bio test grade = 95
(Got to love it)
Derivatives galore in Calculus... (Not loving it)
Canterbury Tales in English (crazy old English wording)
Female Genital Mutilation in World Area Studies... (human right craziness)

I'm going to Homecoming as a tiger & I'm taking a Penguin
UT on Sat!
Longhorn memorablia galore

Jonathan

9/23/01 9:14 PM

math test = 100!
spanish test = 98!
TAKE THAT BITCH! (note: that wasn't directed to anyone specifically)
bwahaha i'm currently schooling school grades-wise..but that might change so i dont wanna jinx myself too much
english III AP prompt tomorrow...projected grade = 70...oh well
have to make it up with vocab quizzes
ok for all you chinese people...and others...the things we eat at the moon festival should be called MOON BISCUITS cuz it sounds better and its the literal translation, AND they look like moon BIScuits NoT MooN CAKES!!
subliminal message: E-MAIL US
ok i had real news but i forgot it
andrew

9/22/01 10:13 PM

ok jonathan didnt say anything about four feathers so i will...its kinda amusing and if you like making fun of british people or bad movies then this is for you
or if you're a girl and you really like heath ledger
the thing is the movie dragged on for way too long and kinda got stupid at the end
anyway i had computer trouble but its all ok now i think
la la laa
they finally finished westheimer..those lazy construction bastards
ok i want everyone to go out and do chinese fire drills at red lights...if you don't understand this racist term (i think it's racist someone plz MAIL us and tell)
it basically means that all the passengers..andthe driver too if he doesnt mind get out of the car and run around and switch seats and generally look like an idiot...its a damn good way to mess with peoples minds...especially at night...jump on the trunk and hood and ceiling too
andrew

9/21/01 1:42 AM

its saturday... & I'm not sleepy. Maybe I have insomnia... thats not good.
Whatever it is i'm sure it will sort itself out.
I've also realized that I can't go around worrying & having regrets..
I'm going to enjoy some of that blissful happiness instead
that & carefreeness.
happy & carefree is the way to go.

Jonathan

9/20/02 6:41 PM

I didn't know what to say..
So I didn't say anything..
& now I feel bad about it.

Maybe it was post-asking mind numbness.
whatever it was. I hate myself for it.

...
Jonathan

9/19/02 11:14 PM

damn it all
my computers being silly and crashing a lot
note: visit jackie's site
hopefully since she linked to our site we can both get more traffic (lol yeah right)
la la la laaa
~_~_~__~_~_~_~_~__~_~_~__~_~_~__~_~~_~_
look at the prettiness
andrew

0 9/19/02 5:59 PM

It was okay that Robert & T-Bob told Sabrina my AIM SN.. but the website? This site is nothing but ramblings & occasional craziness.
But its fine, theres nothing to hide. I think.
heh

Don't get me wrong. I'm not upset, not one bit. Why would I be upset?
In fact, I'm happy beyond all means.
& she is cute.

Jonathan

9/18/02 9:08 PM

Hey, Eco sucks worse than our site. Mr.Hutchens is an eco nazi, tho I still think it's easy, i'm just too lazy to do the work..

Speaking of lazy... sorry for not updating, been busy with everything going on...Friday dumb Blockbuster, Saturday work, Sunday Work/football, Mon-Weds school. Man my life sucks.

Just finished my college apps... heh still hope I get accepted. I suck as a student and I'm lazy, which means I do little community service. Oh well... if I don't get in, I stay at home for a year and then try again... heh... maybe won't be that hard.

Takin the SATs again, this time in November because October I'll be on a cruise... yeah I'll tell ya about all the hot chicks in bikinis on the cruise... heh heh... riiiiight...

In the navy... heh sorry Jonno you got a call, but I'm too MSed up to get any phonecalls from them. Bwhahaha...

And now for something completely different..I guess i'll have to go do some more work. The company site is finished... thank god... well finished for now... i need contract info, the order form... blah blah blah... someone shoot me now.

Hey, my laptop may be crappy, but it's not the crappiest around... that belongs to Jonathon Menger's briefcase he calls a laptop, it's a 286... mine's still a p2-300... boo-ya.

T-Bob

9/18/02 6:10 PM
Our website doesn't suck.
Its nothing special, but it doesn't suck.
... I mean, we got the .. (colors)?
ok. so it sucks.
All right people, I'm laying the fist down. *lays the fist down*
This website is going to the top.
For one thing. We got to bring back the pictures.. give this site some visual "pomp".
& we're going to have a theme too... exactly what that theme is I'm not sure.
We had that asian thing going... "Mellow Yellow" "Yellow Peril"
but than T-bob had to throw that all out of whack...
I'll get back to u on this.

Jonathan

9/17/02 10:08 PM

THAT IS A SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN UPDATE!!
dAMN IT
DAMN ENGLISH
DAMN 4 QUESTION MATH TESTS
DAMN RAIN!! WET!
ok now...no one has given any thought to some kinda of theme?
agh obviously our site sucks
maybe we should put helpful homework stuff here
but that'd be too much work
ok notice how i took off the USA USA USA thing cuz its not sept 11th anymore
think of that what you will
andrew

9/17/02 8:30 PM

craziness.

Jonathan

9/15/02 10:14 PM

ok i can not believe this..
i bought the vanessa carlton sheet music book for someone
and then i didnt tell her what it was cuz i wanted it to be a surprise and all..
and the next day she goes and buys the sheet music!!
is that crazy or what?! *sigh*
silly jackie...it mustve been psychic waves
or a CONSPIRACY
oh well
btw in case you guys missed it here's some more AVRIL LAVIGNE PROMOTION~~WHEEEEEEEEEEE
allrighty today was a stinky rainy day (instead of a happy rainy day) so yeah
andrew

9/13/02 10:39 PM

I'm not slacking, I'm just busy, and lazy, mostly lazy... There's a difference between laziness & slacking, somewhere. I'll find it, sometime...
You know what sucks? Going to chinese school tomorrow. Actually, the fact that I'm still going to chinese school at all sucks. Its also pretty depressing that I'm never going to graduate. No little trophy & certificate for me... !_!
I'm going to drive to chinese school now. No more waiting for three hours for babies to finish dance class. I'm going home. That also means no basketball. But its not like I'll be missing anything. I'll go home & play. Home court advantage style.
No one will take my place on the novice CX team. Also my partner has told me he can't go. So that means we are one team down in novice CX. This probably isn't going to help Mrs.Howard's outlook on me. To make it up, I'll be sure to go to the Cy-Fair tournament.
Thats my update.

Jonathan

9/13/02 9:48 PM

ok guys i see some massive slacking here...i'll cut jeff and kai slack cuz they're in college...but jonathan and...white guy whose name i forgot (sorry) ! GET TO WORK >=(
ENGLISH SUCKS SUCKS SUCKSSSSSSS SUCKSSS I COULD FILL A WHOLE DAMN PAGE ON THE SUCKINESS OF ENGLISH...suffice it to say i don't like writing prompts
andrew

9/10/02 10:22 PM

Wow look at our mad patriotism...bleh i was bored is why i did this
i really dont wanna be sucked into the wheee look at me i have a million flags i'm fucking patriotic...cuz frankly a lot of those ppl do it just for appearances or cuz of a vague sense that it's "the right thing to do"
bah pessimistic~~oh well
andrew

9/9/02 9:22 PM

i see you guys can tell time now..
and i knew you were reading the site and just too lazy to update!
*roar*
anyways...
e-mail is a lost art already...translation: e-mail us! even if its incoherent blather!
ok our top search thing was "hellsing midi files" and i'm sure thats not what our site's about...thus...
ah lost my train of thought
but you get the idea
or maybe not
~~
ok time for my poem:
actually no it isnt..i'm sure you guys are sad but i gotta move it to tomorrow...damn hw
andrew

9/9/02 7:46 PM

If I could not slack, I'd be getting As. My parents really don't care at this point, it doesn't matter if I get into UT or U of H to then.. kinda funny. one of those good things bout non-asian parents... except when everyone left on Friday I got my ass chewed out for even mentioning having people stay over. Oh well, I think we all got a little that night..

Anyway, life sucks. I'm watching this "Fear factor" thing on TV, it's boring as I can think of being.. Of course Josh's site is better, do any of us bother doing a great job on this site yet? I don't at least... not yet... the mainpage is a fancied up text doc lol..

Homecoming? don't make me laugh. I have a potential date... but I don't think I really want to go out with her anyway. She's loud and obnoxious... I need to get some psychiatric help.

Nice goin Jon, you are the master poet. You and Steve both... god I wish I could write things you guys write in your sleep... well, I'm not too sure bout you yet but Steve is great... cept his newest rendition is a chinese proverb heh.

9-11 is nothin... but it is hyped out of control. We all get desensatized by EVERYTHING that's going through. Tom Brokow: Blah blah blah September 11th blah blah blah.. With all the key media figures sympethising with the attacks... what good will our sympathy do? I feel kinda depressed already.. maybe it's just the time of the year. School is so boring and tedious... oh well. I'll get around to dealing with everything eventually.

Final note... Dogma on friday... I thought it was about politics, a religious satire blew me outta the water.. heh

T-Bob = bad poet

9/9/02 6:11 PM

I don't want to slack, I really don't. But all this work makes me feel lazy. What I need is a goal, a goal to help me get back on track... yes thats it.
Ok, I think I got one.
Study hard=goodgrades=goodcollege=$$$
Yeah! That'll do

Now before I go, I have a poem.
I made it rhyme, becus in my opinion ryming poems sound better.
They stick in ur mind.

The fruit you crave is ripe & sweet,
Sadly though its out of reach.
Do you sit and wait and lust,
Till your body falls to dust?
Or do you leave & turn your back?
...Sadly though its will you lack.

You say the fruits your true desire,
But in the end its your only ire.
Is this truly the price to pay?
Trying so hard, only to fall in dismay.
Take a minue to think long.
Theres still time to not make wrong...

Jonathan = master poet

9/8/02 11:30 PM

ok josh apparently is angry at us
he also thinks his site is better
it probably is
then again who cares
mm hes angry at travis too
anyway thats the josh update...hes sent us the most mail at like 4-5...most of it is just useless ranting with ?'s and !'s...
damn you people! update!!!!
guys i think we need a theme to this site (the only one i can think of is avril and thats not healthy)..our lives are just boring...i guess jeff might have some interesting stuff cuz i had this revelation:
hes pretending to be in band so he can secretly sell drugs...its hush hush
ROAR-O
education is way overrated
ok i'm sure yall have been eagerly waiting for more avril-related topics:
i found a song thats not on her cd or in a single!
so download avril lavigne - why....RIGHT NOW! GO!
and also she has these other songs, two rivers and temple of life but they're christian country rock and kinda...can i say it??...suck
oh and I DONT CARE IF AVRIL IS POP HER CDs STILL GOOD! DAMN YOU ALL! JUST CUZ SOMEONE IS ALL BADASS PUNK AND INDIE DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN THEY'RE GOOD! and of course not all popular stuff sucks...*sigh* sorry for the CAPS
anyway..umm lets seee i was gonna write a poem but i have hw
i'll write one tomorrow
~~
SAMPRAS! WHOOO
DAMN USA SUCKING AT BASKETBALL!
WHY THE HELL ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES SO GOOD AT IT NOW!?!?
who fears 9/11? i hate to sound anti-patriotic but i'm afraid of the excessive, sometimes hypocritical, sometimes i dunno just not-for-the-right-reasons rememberances...i mean obviously its important and we should sympathize and unite definitely...but i guess not being part of it just kinda makes me less sensitive to it..or maybe i'm a callous bastard
ah well
andrew

9/4/02 11:45 PM

ok guys obviously you cant tell time =(
~~ <---new
i have a fable to tell...its related to our site:
there was a rock
it rolled down the street
and it was lonely (awwwW)
then it met another rock
that other rock said "SEND US CONTEST e-MAILS NOWWWWWWWW"
and then someone picked up the 1st rock and threw it a jonathan's car
the end
the moral of this story is:
~~~~^^/\/\^/\/\^444
anyone who can tell me what that is gets a prize
hint: it's a picture
actually no you won't get a prize i'm lying
ok in retrospect some idiot deleted the e-mail address from the page...jonathan i'm looking at you
hehe j/k
[email protected]!!!
andrew

9/5/02 8:03 PM

Andrew is stuck in the past. One day behind to be exact... unless you plan on permanently living one day behind get out of your time warp. The frames of time are speeding by while you sit idly to the side.
Speaking of frames, I think we should have frames, frames are coo. They will make this site look better.
It will be the perfect site, a Utopia. A Brave New World.
If there is a crazy book out there it has to be Brave New World... You have nude kids running around doing naughty things in the bushes & soma popping adults. Tell me that isn't crazy. Though I guess our society is in a way like that today...
Who am I kidding. That is our society. This society is crazy than.

Jonathan

9/3/02 10:37 PM

ok i dont know how you managed to travel into the future...
it is 9/3...i think
anyway plz no frames frames are annoying
use tables if you know how or i'll do it if you're too lazy
avrilllllllll
god i had 1 hour of sleep one day...that really sucked...ppl dont procrastinate
jonathan we have to get some ppl and go move cars around carrying-style
superrrrrr TROOPERS!<----hilarious! rent it now!
er jonathan when we said cult followng we didnt literally mean cult...
ok josh sent an e-mail asking about avril lavigne...we'll pretend like its a contest e-mail bringing our grand total up to 4!
and i'm surprised you havent heard of her shes pretty popular now i mean 104 plays her songs all the time and shes like TRL-ing it up (note: i don't really listen to 104 or watch trl but when i flipped to them she was there)
MINI AVRIL BIO:
17 year old artist from Napani (sp?), Canada signed by arista...her cd came out like back in may??...she wrote her songs when she was like 14 (?)..well anyway for those who think she's one of those crappy pop artists, i agree that her singles are pretty pop-ish but they're not bad! plus the rest of the cd is even better! SO GET IT NOW!
andrew

9/4/02 7:38 PM

Hey guys, it's T-Bob. Jonathon just "initiated" me... with this oath: I as a dedicated member of the Organization of Mroo.. Shall contribute to the cause above all else... To the Cause I give my blood, my life, my soul. Whatcha think? Don't blame me for it...

On other matters... i got asked to beef up the site so... in the coming weeks (months? depends on how lazy/busy i am) I'm gonna add frames etc to the site so it's easier to navigate.. nothing much'll change except it'll look a bit nicer. Nothin big.

Being sick sucks ass... I've been in bed for nearly 4 days now just doing nothing.. my head hurts and i've coughed out a lung so far. Tomarrow's back to school.. that's right Bobert... I'm gonna win that five bucks .

T-Bob (aka Travis)

9/4/02 3:44 PM

I took out some old rants and put them into a file called "OldRants". Yeah, I know. Talk about original
Basically if you guys see the site starting to get too long do some cutting and paste it all into OldRants

School starts once again. I should be studying... I really should. Maybe I will, later...
I'm tired. Contrary to what some people say, Procrastination does not lead to a healthy life. Three days to do homework and I decide to cram it all into the last day. But its not like I was hanging around doing nothing. I had a good reason to procrastinate(Debate Fundraiser). I gave up time and sweat(it was hot) & it all paid off. With the super amount of money we raised all our troubles will be solved. Hurrah...
I might try to organize the site later, but most likely I'll just end up wiping everything out like I did before so I better not. We'll see.
Now its time to study. Get down to work. School the school. Right.

Jonathan

8/30/02 6:45 PM

whaa jeff?
i got xenogears back!?!
ok
congrats to avril lavigne (best new artist!)
andrew

8/29/02 8:25 AM

Whoa hey. College is great like nothing i think
classes are spread out and less concentrated so i can be hardcore in them
anyway things are still pretty hectic
but i still found a little chunk of time
so anyway...
ah crap i'll talk more later...
out

~JEff

8/28/02 11:09 PM

ok apparently everyone is busy so i'll just stick an update in here
bleh bleh bleh school sucks
hopefully that sums up what everyones thinking
andrew

8/24/02 11:59 PM

ok josh shot me in the hand with an air gun
so that was his revenge
umm yeah school
i did NOT know there was a bonus track on the avril lavigne cd =(
*cries*
for those ppl who are stupid like me you use that projector.exe on the cd when you put it in the computer
really troublesome and you cant play the track on a cd player =(
(by now you should be accustomed to generic avril promote-age)
2 hours of driving a day = suck
bleh
andrew

8/24/02 10:29 PM

Five days passed & not a single update... I guess with Jeff and Kai at UT and me & Andrew back in school everyone has just been busy.
I'll try to update more often. Okay, I'll start off with School. Somehow all the teachers thought it'd be a great idea to cram all our 1st quizzes & tests into Friday.
1st period - Bio II lab (but it was all right cus our group got the easy part)
2nd period - Calculus quiz
3rd period - Super big English Write (1/4 of sixweeks grade style)
The good thing, is that after 3rd period my day was pretty much a breeze... with nothing else to worry about the rest of my classes were a blur. Which probably isn't that good of a thing if my teachers actually taught us something we needed to know. Oh well, I'll manage to learn it..
Chinese school is going good.. With no afternoong classes I get out at 12.. play basketball for a hour & I'm out. & with Shannon going for JA its all the better.
Which reminds me, Debate... Turns out that Debate needs cash, so what great idea did we come up with? Bake sale! Not only do I have to help sell the goods I have to bake two dozen cookies. Me.. bake.. this is the nxt level. Iron Chef part II. I dunno what to do.. so if u got any ideas tell me, it'll be much appreciated.
Thats it for now.. I'm out.

Jonathan

8/19/02 8:26PM

When I finally got the chance to update another day had passed so I just changed the date rather than have a entry containing the sentence be back later
With that out of the way, I'd just like to take this moment to say that my toilet has becoming a ticking time bomb which will at any moment explode. Originally the chain linking the flusher handle to the suction cup snapped so I was forced to attempt to reattach the chain. Turns out the little link that was supposed to link the chain to the suction cup had been twisted beyond repair. What else left to do but turn off the water to the toilet.. who would have thought that the knob would have jammed in the off position. Now untold amounts of pressure is building up inside that pipe. At any moment the pipe will collapse & all hell will break loose...
Yeah... thats pretty much all at the moment.
I'm going to go see whats on tv, enjoy my final moments if u know what I mean.

Jonathan

8/16/02 6:27 pm

What? Jeff updating at jonathan's house?!!
what the...
with HIGH SCHOOL and all, guess jon and andrew are busy...
i bet they hate me...actually i don't think andrew has started yet so...wtever
anyways...move up in 4 days and packing percentage is about 2%
anyways...
i have consumed an ungodly amount of chickfila nuggets in the past couple of days
too bad i'm eatin at jonathan's hosue tonite, or my meal streak would be at like 5 or 6
anyway...
weirdness..

~Jeff

8/14/02 12:21 pm

contest e-mails: 3! ok loyal readers we need more...at least 5 i would think...maybe 10
umm
ok
if you guys want to put music change the music.html file
yeah ok sleeping doesn't make school go farther away
neither does hitting things
er i need more interesting stuff to post
(insert avril lavigne promotion here)
andrew

8/13/02 3;45 pm

Good to go.. senior yr is going to be sweet.
No free t-shirt at fishcamp, that sucked.. well actually the true story is that they wouldn't give me a 2nd one & they knew I already had one. Whats with that? Can't I be pride of Langham Creek X2? Guess not.
I'm doing something crazy.. I'm substituting a folder organizer in place of four binders.. super slim sweetness.
I'm going to miss waking up at 10 though.. I still could but I don't think that would help my school work. Now that I can drive I can leave later.. & get home sooner. thats also pretty sweet.
Got to put off super car dreams for now & concentrate on school work.
So until someone takes the torch.. super car dream is in limbo...
oh well. got to make some sacrifices.

Jonathan

8/13/02 9:23 AM

Guess i'm breakin kai's streak
but anyway...
sweet couch for room
we're gonna have one crowded room
but one PIMP crowded room
why did i have to say i'd do everything this week
i put everything off
wisdom teeth healing nicely, but i dont' think i'll be able to play
at UT immediately
sigh...
life is closing up...
with slight hints of the future
i guess it doesn't matter that we don't ahve a cult over here
cuz i dunno how often i would read this if i wasn't a part of it
eh....
wish i had a car up at UT
but both me and max (my car) knwo its impossible
my car is not a girl...it's my friend a brother
boy do my arms hurt...
out

Jeff

8/12/02 10:04 PM

Wow. Two posts in a row for Kai
I guess everybody's too busy with school
Or enjoying life, as in Jeff's case
normally I have a funny story from work, but I quit
NOT FIRED.... mind you. I was on good terms w/ my boss
heh this quote I've found is pretty good
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it." - Ike
It's a really good leadership quote, I wish I had it a year earlier.
Hey Jonathan, since my car dream is on hiatus for a year, you will carry the dream of supercar, okay?
Man I'm so looking forward to playing on some DDR in UT
and some Gran Turismo 3
on a BIG COUCH
That's right, I'm gonna take a couch, a three man couch, to our dorm
maybe not dance on the couch
It's like one of those cheesy personal sponge chairs you see at wal-mart
But it's for three, and it can be a bed too!
A bed that's bigger than twin sized
maybe I'll jus

Kai

8/11/02 12:50 PM

I'm gonna keep my car
no matter what anybody says
I'll fight them to death
My dad lectured me on why I quit a week earlier
I told him I've gotta get ready for college
He wont' buy it.
I guess he's right, I can prob earn 100 more if I stayed for 2 mor days
It's too late now
While I was driving home last night, I guess I was driving kinda fast, er aggresive
I passed these four blonde chiks in this oldsmobile
Didn't think twice about it until it flew past me
I was like whatever, so I tried to downshift
Yeah, tried, cuz I couldn't find the right gear
and when I finally do, I put it in second going 60mph
Yeah, it hit the rev limiter, and nothing happened except big angry roars
So I got clowned by these girls that wanted to have some fun
So I practiced double clutching all the way home
musta wasted a gallon of gas doing that er
I figured, since I'm gonna miss it for a year, might as well have fun with it
right?
Anyways I'm looking forward to taking some bio classes
and some EASY* JEffsays chemistry
and some psychology so I can read minds
braha
muaha
muahahahahaha

Kai

ps... Lord of the Rings is the best movie I've ever seen.

8/9/02 11:06 PM

Today I went back to school.. so I guess u could call it 1st day of school.. but since we didn't really learn anything I guess its not the 1st day.. in fact its a fake day. One thing I did notice was that school is going tbe super crowded. They added a new row of lockers & a couple more outdoor classrooms aka mobile homes.. also seniors with last name (T-Z) got screwed over on lockers. Speaking of lockers, my locker is stuck in the middle of nowhere.. #1462 style (located in the hallway with the hair parlor place).. and I was piled with a super amount of books. But it was cool meeting ppl again.. school is looking good, especially since I'll be driving now. No more riding bus home. Things are looking good.
We went to Big City wings for dinner. Some ppl just won't take good advice. Suicidal wings are crazy I say.. But will they listen? NO. 75 Buffalo wings craziness.. They were going to eat it out of pride they said. Did they finish? NO. But they came damn close. 5 left style. They have my respect.
Fiesta Texas was crazy good. There was almost no one there. In a period of three hours we managed to ride every ride twice. Craziness... & then Sea World was Sea World. Good to see Shamu again. Sea lions are vicious creatures & dolphins are smart killers.
I've temporarily quit BCAM... I'm going to take a break from price marking clothes & cleaning up the floor. I'll come back when I'm good & ready.
I'm starting to think that Andrew never got his swolleness from wisdom teeth.. instead he purposely beat himself to freak us all out. I remember when I got mine out.. blood everywhere.. it was hard to eat a milkshake.. & then its icecream, mash potatoes, & soup for 3 weeks.. eck.

Jonathan

8/9/02 4:51 PM

Surgery success!
no pain...yet
right now my lower jaw is completely messed up
when the numbness goe away, maybe pain will begin
hey...anyway
i realize my life is so good right now
that my ego and confidence is rising with it
so...i need you friends! to catch me when i fall!
My ego isn't growing so much that i'm flaunting or bragging
so friends can still be expected to back me up, right?
ego...not jerkiness

college please come...sweep my problems away
Improv song lyrics time
TAke meeeeeeee to Austin
Oh time, take meeeee to austin
Austin, where UT is
where problems are no longer my biz...
ok that killed it
...heard a new boba place is opening at katy mills
if i ever go there a second time, i'm gonna go
anyway...
this site must suck to read adn not be me or jon or andrew
or kai...can't forget kai
his alst day of work today
Hey! i called blockbuster to *apologize* and
the manager kind of jsut brushed it off
i still don't know if i was fired or my quitting acutalyl worked
anyway
chapter 4564576458 is over now that my wisdom teeth are out
and my job is officially over
stupid crossraods...ineed to tie everything up into a neat little
bundle and close up thsi book
i think goin into college will be more of a sequel, a new book
not just anotehr chapter...
anyway...can't wait
stay tuned and buy the next book!

Jeff

ps-....want solid food....

8/9/02 7:57 AM

Crap...about to be drugged up like a dog
for wisdom teeth surgery
i can either end up like adnrw and become a swollen mess
or like jonathan and basicalyl be like new tomorrow
my parents said tehy both were unharmed
so i should be a jonathan and not an andrwe sucker
i've never had a surgery or gotten drugged though
so it should be weird
one of my buds said...
that when you open you eyes all you see is

BLOOD

yeah...that's no good
song update
asian kids and anyone interested
it's a chiense song, got liking at camp
David tao-everything's gone
slow song, actually no body download it
hehe...now you can't accuse me of reccomending a bad song
on the plus side of things, my bank balance is higher than expected
school starts in 11 days for me. like actually moving up
then actually 18 days before classes
college...
got lectured last night
about not partying all night and about
studying...
i said...Mom, i was freaking #1 at my school...what else
do i need to do to show you that studying it important to me?
then she said something that made a lot of sense
she said she knew i cared, she just had to remind me again,
cuz it was cuz she always reminded me, that i cared
weirdness...
but it worked
glad i gauged my classes to "easy" first semester
so i can gauge my play/study time
i hope old/new friends will mix at UT
i can already envisioning a no on some people
...
if a girl calls you "big sister" or worse "little sister"
it means you have no chance with her, i'm thinking...
...
but hey don't think i got girl problems in that way
...
i'm not a liberty to say what's going on right now
i know i always say i'm gonna talk about what i cna't talk about now, later
but i think i might actualyl do it this time
note:might
anyway...chills

out

Jeff

8/8/02 11:00 PM

umm just making sure the sites updated once a day
oh i got the lord of the rings dvd wheee
ok promoting avril lavigne again...get:
avril lavigne - anything but ordinary
mm i dont mean to be sexist but a book about women in colonial times is reallllly boring...like literally fall asleep hit your face on the desk boring
since i'm on a song frenzy you should also go download:
unwritten law - up all night
jonathan i'm gonna blow up BCAM...they haven't called me back STILL
andrew

8/7/02 8:43PM

I like how Jeff gets fired for missing one day of work
It's not a very graceful farewell
Ok so there are different shops that do different things at my work
There's Electrical, assembly, gear, ground, prep, paint... blah
And all of them have their equipment like ladders and such
They label their stuff, and trust me, these ppl are lazy
They shorten the labels, for example, electical = ELECT
I was a bit confused by the "ELECT" at first, but then I caught on
After seeing that, I begin to wonder what other shop's labels look like
It was then that I came across this ladder
It said "ASS"
straight up, and then I walked over to assembly, and voila:
The whole assembly plant is littered with ladders
That said ASS on them
It's bad enough I have to hear curse words every few seconds at work, now I have to see them
Maybe next time I'll see "fuck" or something labeled on the buildings
That'll be hilarious

KAi

8/7/02 10:45 AM

Ok school needs to stop approaching.
(andrew's usual summer reading rant)
in the age of mp3s, i did something cRaZy!!
i bought some cds!
well i guess its not that crazy
WHAA??? a random horizontal line!?!?!

ANDREW'S AMATEUR CD CRITICISM
actually i'm just saying stuff about the cds i got
the new goo goo dolls one...eh its ok...its about as good as their last one..just listen to the singles
whats the point of the sticker that says "featuring..." and names the songs they're gonna put out as singles?
it just makes ppl think...oh i can go download those and not bother getting the album
bleh
michelle branch's was nice...but you won't like it if you don't like "wuss rock" (i.e. train...whose album btw sucked...unless you like country)
i know some of you (jeff) are real tired of avril lavigne and complicated but her cd is REALLY (note: caps!!) good! BUY IT NOW! (gets bag of money from record company)
stupid BCAM still hasnt called me back
ok what else..school sucks..oh wait i already said that..
would it be worth it to take two math classes at the same time to get ahead even if it'll totally fuck up my free time?
jonathan we need to see goldmember..and jeff too if you have time
andrew

8/6/02 10:45 PM

Look jonathan
no matter what you think
eating pancakes at lunch or dinner or midnight is not that weird

Jeff

8/6/02 6:10 PM

Today some lady called.. apparently becus I'm in NHS I have to go hand out textbooks for the freshmen during fish camp.. Its not something I'd prefer to do but at least I'm getting NHS hours for it.. at least I think I am.
Good news is that I won't be going to Lobo express alone.. isolated. Instead we're going as a group and maybe we'll go do something crazy afterwards... like eat pancakes for lunch...
School has never felt so close..

Jonathan

8/6/02 5:59 PM

Man...this site has been getting no attention
this is my thirid update in a row!
life is tiring right nwo
i ahve been sleeping a whole lot
this is what its like to have no job and bum off your parents
guess i am a hardcore bum now
anyway...
i'm realyl tired
i take lots of naps and eat
i wanna go out
have some fun
so i will
later...sleeep now
can't wait for college to start
thigns will pick up and i'll be off
life feels very crossroadish right now
like those chapters in books where something big
jsut finished
and the hero is just sort of transitioning to
his next big conflict
well here i go...
wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Jeff

8/5/02 2:01 AM

So i got fired
not sure what i did wrong
paranoid that i wrote somethign wrong in teh request book
anyway though
life is good
IM me telling me what i need to take to college
so far i ahve basically nothign
...

f it

~jeff

8/4/02 1:42 PM

jeff here back again
camp at CYC was one of the best weeks of my life
just super fun
anyway, got back and today is a really really crappy day so far
apparently they scheduled me to work during camp so...
maybe i'm fired
oh well...blockbuster was a good experience
i actually hope i am fired...
should i or not
*hoping*
also my car wouldn't start...no battery power
also the wait for lunch at james coney island was enormous
also i miss all my CYC buds...
the bored couple who read my profile might actually be reding this
so basically
job crap,car crap,food crap, miss crap
school starts soon...
i need to buy living stuff or something
anyway...

guys clear all your un used stuff off
we're starting to take up memory and stuff on the site
maybe we could start another account and access files thru that
anyway...
wisdom teeth out soon
scared
life besides today is awesoem right now
work is like a shadow hanging over me, basically if i got fired
it would just be over
and its not like i was depending on blockbuster as being one of my
super credentials
what can tehy say about me?
i was a godo employee, we just had a scheduling conflict
i asked for the days off...i didn't get them...
so i didn't go
oh well...
hope my friends that work tehre still like me
if they don't, not real friends
prob beb ack later today, today i want to do
bascially nothing, definently get a good nap in soemtime
*cross your fingers for me on the getting fired deal*
sheeeeeeeeet
out

Jeff

8/4/02 11:03 AM

5 more days until school. Well, truthfully its 10 days... cus April 9th doesn't really count all we do is get our textbooks,schedules, parking sticker, ect... So I guess its really 10 days until school. That makes me feel better.. I think I'm ready for school, but I think the only reason I'm thinking that is becus I'm getting tired of summer. Yeah.. craziness. No one is supposed to get tired of summer. Must be something in the water..
I've given up on uploading the movie.. too much trouble & with geocities getting on my case I think its best to abandon it all together. oh well.
Besides that everything is going good.

Jonathan

8/4/02 12:39 AM

Jeff hath returneth.
status quo as follows
4 days of job left
PS2 obtained
3 weeks till school starts
life is on the hot side

check ya later

Jeff

8/3/02 10:57 PM

good job jackie! you guys were really good!
ok no more site music jonathan!
apparently geocities said something about the bandwidth we used...unfortunately i think i deleted the e-mail cuz i just assumed it was junk like all my other stuff...and i didnt notice till after...basically i think they were commenting on jonathan uploading the movie, saying we used too much bandwidth or whatever
oh well
i dont think the movie works cuz its an incomplete upload or something
ok those BCAM (volunteer place) punks think they're too good for me...not calling me back
damn its august damn summer reading (same old rant)
andrew

8/2/02 2:17 PM

Bloodshed averted... but while on the topic of bloodshed.. did anyone ever know that hellsing actually stands for something? Apparently its 'H'er royal 'E'nglish 'L'egion of 'L'egitimate 'S'uper natural & 'I'mmortal 'N'ight 'G'uard... craziness...
Over this period of three days I was apparently schooled because I forgot the password... however Jeff will be more schooled because he was never told the password to begin with. So I feel better.
Six more days until I take my place at the top of the highschool food chain... they don't call it fishcamp for nothing. mmm... fish... Whats good about being a senior.. for one its my final year.. that is all. Now I can look forward to unending AP tests, SATIIs, & lets not forget the gruesome college applications. But if Jeff survived it, I shall survive it.

Jonathan

7/31/02 10:03 PM

We're all going to die now. Josh will now hunt us down one by one and shoot us (like that movie... with Sean Connery) at least I think it was Sean Connery. It might have been Mel Gibson, they both have crazy scottish accents.. but than Mel Gibson isn't Scottish, he's Australian.. craziness.. but than if I'm going to hell I'm taking you down with me Andrew, blue dragons & all...
Dragons are sweet... though vampires take the cake. Helsing style.
I went rock climbing once.. I couldn't get over this one ledge. So in the end I sort of did a lunge/smack myself into the wall kind of thing... painful but it worked.
Kev, the obvious solution to your car dilemma is to hypnotize your mom into thinking you sold the car then drive to Vegas get rich & mod your car anyway you want while at the same time buying a super car. If driving to Vegas doesn't work you can substitute that by buying many lotto tickets.
Jonathan saves the world once again...
Speaking of cars.. I think my Camry is dying. I start the car.. but technically I didn't start the car because the engine isn't running. The A/C is going haywire as in I can't press any buttons... most likely the starter is going out. Time to sell the car.. 5K would do nicely. But I'll be nice & use the Edmund given price of $3,700...
Dead Camry = new car... I couple new car with 4K & that equals happy Jonathan
Stupid Geocities not letting me upload larger than 5MB files... until I work out that prob enjoy some dead mr flour pics.

Jonathan

7/31/02 9:51 PM

Hey Andrew when did you go rock climbing?
I went last friday
You're right, it makes you sore
But it also makes you buff hehe
Anyways I have a dilemma here
It's about my car, I've got to rethink my options
My Stepmom threatened to sell my car again, so Kai, think:
If I keep the car the way it is, it wont last 4 years
If I sell it right now, I'll prob get 2k for it, if i'm lucky
Reeeeaaaaly lucky
That said, if I keep my car, I want to make it better
It's more of a necessity
that'll cost at least 3k to make me happy
Or I can save that 3k plus the 2k = 5 k for my next car
5k, hmmm
When i'm in the market again, I might be able to buy a better equipped car w/ that
but if I spend 3k on my car, it'll be a lot more equipped then what it is now
And I will get more satisfaction from modding and keeping my car
I gotta make my mind up soon. My car is depreciating as we speak
Any thoughts or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Anyways
It has come to my attention that a bunch of forklifts doing their deeds look like veloceraptors hunting
I'll look into that

*tupidkai

7/31/02 12:41 AM

ok everyone watch the daily show
umm i had a rant about teenagers..and i'm sure sex was on the old site somewhere...and of course having is a word
so that explains that
in other news...there was this cartoon dog (menchi)..it was cute (don't ask)

Click here for more menchi goodness
eh i'm just depressed from the nearness of school..plus blah blah
oh yeah don't go rock climbing unless you're built or you've done it before..cuz you will be damn sore after a few hours...i had trouble opening the fridge!
ok josh through writing this trash i decided that you are out of the site...no hard feelings
it was requested by two people...thats like half our audience...and i'm counting all of the "writers" too!
(note: please don't point out my faulty math)
ok so that means new password...kai e-mail me ([email protected])
jeffs gonna be damn surprised when he gets back and can't log in =)
andrew

7/30/02 10:37 AM

Josh, did I ever tell you that you sound like your fucking insane?
Rather than help us gain a cult following you're probably scaring them into staying the fuck away. And as about saying fuck.. today is just one of those "fuck" days I guess... fuck.

On a side note: No fucking music makes it suprisingly peaceful
Jonathan

7/29/02 11:11 PM

ok what the hell!?
*asserts super status as creator of site*
no more weird midi shit
no stupid crazy clock that follows me...put it on a separate page
jonathan for the love of god sign out...who knows what crazy people are coming next?!
ok now that the business part is over...we work hard, we play hard...
ranting time!
SPANISH IS STUPID WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE SUMMER READING!?
that by itself isnt too bad but with questions and worksheets?! spanish is like the 2nd dumbest subject EVER
which is a good segue (SAT word!) into the new idea...a poll!
*applause*
its school related since i'm sure everyone loves being reminded that school is starting way too soon
whats the stupidest subject EVER? (please excuse excessive use of "ever" and caps...its for emphasis...to make sure the stupidity of the subject is incredibly obvious...also sorry for this ridiculously long parenthetical...and finally excuse the misuse of the word "parenthetical"...but you get what i mean)
people like saying their opinions..so E-MAIL us
no this is not a ploy to get more e-mails since our "contest" bombed hardcore
we'll just leave the contest running till we get at least 10 or so...*crosses fingers*
remember no music!
andrew

7/28/2002 10:17 PM

Yeah so I lost 5 bucks today.
It wasn't really today, it happened tuesday, but I remember it just like today
So I'm gonna say it's today anyways
There's this tight nut on top of a tall switchgear I have to screw off
Problem is: i can't
I asked my boss if I can borrow a bigger wrench
He bet me 5 bucks he can do it
And he gave me 10 more minutes to try
No use
He came over, and popped it right off
I was super schooled
and lost 5 bucks
Maybe I should challenge him to more jobs
I know what my mistake is:
Next time, I'll bet him double or nothing, try to win back my mone$$y
I have pretty good luck with blackjack
I can do it
and I'm gonna do training Rocky V style
Maybe I'll win myself a paycheck.
mmmm yes haha
muhahahahahahahahaha

so Kai's gambling habit begins
Stay tuned for more Kai's traumatizing work experience
KAi

7/28/2002 12:00 AM

NO MORE MUSIC!
WHOOO MIDNIGHT!
ok is the new password working for everyone? and did we forget to tell kai?
have to mention road to perdition cuz it was a cool movie
jonathan hurry up and upload the dr. pepper thing =)
um what else? rockets are NOT gonna win more than 45 games jonathan
oh laugh at jeff cuz he got totally schooled by his PS2...he can't play dvds cuz it needs to be hooked up through the vcr..bwahaha...plus no games
hehe
someone plz try to win the contest?
andrew

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