| Dictionary of Dating |
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| ATTRACTION: |
| the act of associating horniness with a particular person. |
| BIRTH CONTROL: |
| avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men. |
| DATING: |
| the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future |
| ATTRACTION: |
| the act of associating horniness with a particular person. |
| EASY: |
| a term used to describe a man/woman who has the sexual morals of a woman/man. |
| EYE CONTACT: |
| a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. |
| FRIEND: |
| a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with them totally unappealing. |
| INDIFFERENCE: |
| a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by a man as "playing hard to get." |
| INTERESTING: |
| a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. |
| IRRITATING: |
| what the endearing little qualities that initially HABIT attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. |
| LAW OF RELATIVITY: |
| how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date it. |
| LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: |
| what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely 1st SIGHT choosy people meet. |
| NYMPHOMANIAC: |
| a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. |
| SOBER: |
| condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. |
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