Okay, I know there are several different off-shoots of these lists, but as far as I know, there's never been a good list to explain
Why Comic Books Are Better Than Women
Other contributors to list: Andrew Jones, Joe Faust
- Not illegal to buy comics at the shop on the corner
- Less than $3 to buy and more than likely, you're getting your money's worth
- No problem going through 9 or 10 comics in a single day
- You can loan out your comics to friends
- You can get a comic, ignore it for months, and come back to it whenenver you'd like
- You can curl up with a comic next to a fire...and then throw the comic into it
- You're almost guaranteed to be able to get a new comic every week
- If comic books spend an hour in the bathroom, it's because you're reading them
- Comic books -- and the characters in them -- never have PMS
- To get a comic book to shut up, just close the pages
- Two words: Wonder Woman
- One more word: Catwoman
- Two more words: Danger Girl
- With comic books, you only have to handle one issue at a time
- People don't get suspicious when you go around picking up five year old comic books
- If you lose a comic book, you can always pick up another that's the exact same
- You can finger through a comic book any time of the month without fear of blood
- When you're done with a comic, you don't have to cuddle or talk to it
- Take a strange comic to bed, and the only thing you have to worry about is drooling on the pages
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