The Story

No Supercools were hurt in the creation of 'The Story', but Joe's electricity did go out about half a dozen times.

Also, please note that this page, 'The Story', and all related materials contain characters that are under Marvel Comics copywrite. No money is being made for either of these things. It's just for fun.

'The Story' itself:

History of 'The Story'
Chapters of 'The Story'
Battles in 'The Story' so far
Items, Powers, and Ominpotence
The Spin-Offs

Accessories for 'The Story':

Supercool Soundtrack I
Supercool Soundtrack II
Supercoolopoly
Supercools: The Music Video
Supercools: The Movie
Supercools: The Musical


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History of 'The Story'

I'll go ahead and let Joe himself tell you about how 'The Story' came to pass:

"So here's the deal: About a year ago, I wrote a silly little short story wherein Charles Hopkins, Kyle Reeser, and I jaunt off into the Marvel Universe, and live out all the ridiculous little fantasies that comic book readers have. I presented the story(later titled "The Story") to Chuck as a sort-of birthday present, and that was the end of it.

Except, it wasn't anywhere close to the end of it. I wrote a little bit more of "The Story," and then a little more, and now, that short story has become a novel. I've tried several times in the past to cut all ties with the story, and just be done with it, but something has always pulled me back in."-Joe Faust

If you'd like to get more information on the Story itself, Joe says you can mail him....Joe Faust

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Chapters in 'The Story'

Chapter 1	All's Fair...	Joe, Kyle, and myself find ourselves transported to the Marvel Universe in the middle of the Ringmaster's Circus. First appearance of Joe, Charles, and Kyle.
Chapter 2	Access Denied	Access, unable to send us home, sends us to New York
Chapter 3	Strange Days	A visit to Dr. Strange confrims that he can't send us home
Chapter 4	Four-by-four	A visit to the Fantastic Four headquarters pits us up against the Frightful Four
Chapter 5	Why Can't I Get This Image Out of my Mind?!?!?	I really don't think you want to know about this one... First appearance as Scavenger, Mr. Negativity, and No Powers Boy.
Chapter 6	New Friends & New Warriors	Joe quits the team and joins the New Warriors
Chapter 7	Trouble on Paradise	We visit Paradise Island (no, not the one that Wonder Woman's from)
Chapter 8	Split Infinity	We pit our might against the Infinity Watch....and lose badly
Chapter 9	Hired Powers	She-Hulk and Heroes for Hire admit they're inability to help and send us to....
Chapter 10	Pain in the Asgard	Thor takes us to Asgard where Joe outwits Loki
Chapter 11	Hell to Pay	From the Viking heavens to a demon of Hell, Supercools are there. First appearance of the Anticools.
Chapter 12	Hands-On Experimentation	Joe helps me with my powers. Kyle and Rina take their clothes off. First public appearance of the Supercools.
Chapter 13	Cosmic * Cosmic * Cosmic	Red Skull gets defeated by Joe's strength and Kyle's puzzle solving skills
Chapter 14	How Low Can He Go?	Our trip to Limbo which still imposes the question: Who IS the Man in Limbo? Plus, we die a lot.
Chapter 15	Settling In	Chuck and Kyle fail to get citizenship and Joe fails to get $50,000. We're all screw-ups.
Chapter 16	Doom Da Doom Dom- Doom Da Doom Doom DOOOM	Doom kidnaps us to use our extradimensional energies but I get us free. Unfortunately, it puts us in...
Chapter 17	Squoosh	An Amalgamated world of horrid puns. This chapter ends none too soon. I mean, "The Flaming Queen"?
Chapter 18	Consequences	Kicked out by Night Thrasher, we make our way across America in a van sponsored by our latest recruit and end up in....
Chapter 19	Deerfield Turns Deadly	Kyle starts out the day by killing us and then ends it by saving us from Graviton
Chapter 20	Kyle Reeser, Where Are You?	In this Sccoby Doo parody, we reencounter Talula Baird and meet up with Eric the Red in Joe's old house.
Chapter 21	The REAL Kyle Reeser, Where Are You?	We find out Kyle's been replaced by a Skrull since Chapter 15 but we rescue him in time for him to temporarily get the Phoenix Force
Chapter 22	I'm an Anomaly? You're the Anomaly!	Saturnyne sends the Technet after us and we kick they're ass SO hard, but she still can't send us home
Chapter 23	Ben	Kyle's a foot tall. Our companion is another dimensionally displaced superhero. And we're going to Denver just in time for dimensional havoc to take place.
Chapter 24	Things to Do in Denver When You're Dimensionally Displaced	A crossing-over of mine and Joe's stories. The characters are the same, but the minds are those of the characters in my Marvel story. All cool nonetheless.
Chapter 25	Mr. Mojo Risin'	Joe does pantomime in the Mojoverse while we confront Spiral just before being teleported off yet again.
Chapter 26	Shi'ar Enough	Joe's wits save us again as we enter a three on twelve combat against the Imperial Guard, but that still doesn't help us win
Chapter 27	Ow	Joe vs. Black Tom Cassidy. Kyle, me, and the X-Men vs. the Juggernaut. Joe finally gets the Rage.
Chapter 28	Generation Gap	X-Men send us to join Generation X of whose asses we kick in order to get out of wearing the stupid outfits
Chapter 29	Buzzkill	A very mean skeleton mixed with very ravenous insects make for a nasty combonation. Add in a god of war and bunch of soldiers plus the NegaBands and you're making way for two confusing chapters:
Chapter 30	Meanwhile, Across All Time	This chapter centers in on all the action that takes place with the Avengers fighting in the midst of all time at the same time Chapter 31 is taking place.
Chapter 31	A Leo, A Sagittarius, A Capricorn, and Ares!	This chapter centers in on all the action that takes place in Project: Pegasus at the same time Chapter 30 is taking place.
Chapter 32	Ubiquitous Gore	First appearance of Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows. 'Nuff Said.
Chapter 33	Marauded! Youth in Asia: Part 1 of 4	The team gets split up as the Marauders attack, kidnap me, and send Joe off to the Savage Land.
Chapter 34	Kyle Reeser, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Youth in Asia: Part 2 of 4	Joe fights the Mutates, falls out the window, and enlists the help of Shanna the She-Devil. Kyle gets trained by S.H.I.E.L.D. for a government mission and ends up strapped to a table with a laser. Chuck also ends up strapped and with lasers-at-me-coming.
Chapter 35	Island of the Dolls Youth in Asia: Part 3 of 4	Joe escapes. Chuck escapes. Kyle escapes. But only Kyle ends the chapter by being a foot tall....again.
Chapter 36	They Might Be Giants Youth in Asia: Part 4 of 4	A gigantic event involving a sixty foot dragon and a sixty foot Kyle. I go Negative all the way.
Chapter 37	Vs.	Second battle against Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows before getting transported to the Contest of Champions where we win 7 battles before losing to 21 Avengers.
Chapter 38	Terminal Condition	Update on many subplots as well as our first stint as real superheroes.
Chapter 39	Presenting: The Supercools!	Our first appearance as a team on national TV, a meeting with the nefarious Justin Hammer, and our natural forces teamed with the Forces of Nature. Plus, the Supercools being framed?!?!
Chapter 40	Four to Midnight	We get to battle the Night Shift, and we determine where we're going to get jobs
Chapter 41	Doom Wrecks The End of the World As We Know It: Part 1 of 9	In this subdivided 9 part series, Joe has Spider-Man as his guest star as he tries to get a job at the Daily Bugle and ends up going up against the Absorbing Man and the Wrecking Crew.
Chapter 42	Saving Agent Ryker The End of the World As We Know It: Part 2 of 9	Kyle gets to team up with the one and only Captain America in his search to get a job at Marvel Burger only to end up kidnapped by Dr. Doom.
Chapter 43	Making the Grade The End of the World As We Know It: Part 3 of 9	Chuck gets a job at the Massachusettes Academy, meets up with Deadpool, and fights the Dark Riders.
Chapter 44	Sowing the Seeds of Doom The End of the World As We Know It: Part 4 of 9	Kyle (with Agent Ryker guest star) breaks out of Doom's Castle to find the world screwed up and all the heroes missing.
Chapter 45	All New-All Different The End of the World As We Know It: Part 5 of 9	Chuck (with Harry & Rina guest star) heads to the X-Mansion to determine what's going on, only to find the X-Men no longer exist and has to recreate a new batch of X-Men.
Chapter 46	Manifesting Destinies The End of the World As We Know It: Part 6 of 9	Joe (with Goodwill guest star) begins to figure out that Doom is behind the takeover of the world and has to create his own new team of Avengers in the process of staying alive
Chapter 47	From Here to Infinity The End of the World As We Know It: Part 7 of 9	Chuck (and the new X-Men) hunt down the Infinity Gems to take down Doom's troops and try to fix the Marvel Universe
Chapter 48	Acts of VengeanceThe End of the World As We Know It: Part 8 or 9	Joe (and the new Avengers) storm Doom's castle and begin to take down his army of supervillains
Chapter 49	MarvelsThe End of the World As We Know It: Part 9 of 9	Kyle (and the new Fantastic Four) take the fight to Doom himself where Kyle does the truly unthinkable.
Chapter 50	All Good Things...	In this massive conclusion, an all out 14 on 14 battle takes place with something like 7 deaths, and action that keeps you on the edge of your toes until the shocking ending!

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Battles in 'The Story' so far

Oh yes, what would a comic book theme story be without combat and LOTS of it. And utterly ridiculous ways to defeat foes? I won't go into the hows or whys (read the Story for that), but I'll give you a rundown of the foes we fight: (foes in italics are characters Joe created; bold letter after the villain signifies which Supercool beat them; C for Chuck, J for Joe, Kfor Kyle....no letter signifies they were beaten by someone else....two/three letters signify a team-up)

Circus of Crime (Ringmaster-J , the Clown, Princess Python-K , Ernesto-C , Luigi); Frightful Four (Wizard-C , Hydroman, Trapster-J , and The Terrifying Mitch-J ); Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (Avalanche, Blob-JK , Mastermind-J , Phantasia-K , Pyro-C , Toad-J ); Acolytes (Fabian Cortez, Amelia Vaught, Wall, Oubliette, Dismay, Badger, Rend, Spectrum-K ); Infinity Watch (Moondragon, Pip, Drax, Gamora); Loki-J ; Haffnur the Unruly; Mephisto-K ; Anticools (Scavenger-C , Mr. Negativity-J , No Powers Boy-J ); Galactus-K ; Red Skull-K ; Legion of the Unliving (Terrifying Mitch, Magenta Knight, Occam's Razor-C ); Dungeonmaster-J ; Anticool Revenge Squad (Quacksilver-C , Scarlet Mitch-C , Whizzer of Odds, Double Negative, No-Brainer-J , Hyde-N-Go Zeke, Lane-y Mauler-J , Shocka Khan, White Wine-J , Slaughterhouse-Five-C ); Dr. Doom-J ; Graviton; Eric the Red; Technet (Yap-K , China Doll-J , Waxworks, Scatterbrain, Bodybag-C , Ferro V-C , Ringtoss, Joyboy-C , Gatecrasher); Vault Escapees (Mr. Hyde-C , Vermin, Tick-Tock, Vapor-J , Thumbellina, Blackout-K ); Spiral; Imperial Guard (Starbolt-C , Oracle, Smasher-J , Gladiator, Warstar-K , Manta-C , Hussar); Juggernaut-J ; Black Tom Cassidy-J ; Generation X(M, Chamber-C , Skin-J , Husk, Jubilee, Synch); Ares; A.I.M. soldiers; Dr. Fritz von Meyer w/ Carpathian Swarm; Sunshine-K , Lollipops, Rainbows; Marauders (Scalphunter, Arclight-C , Harpoon-C , Riptide-J , Scrambler-J ); Mr. Sinister-C ; Mutates (Brain Child, Giza-J , Lupo, Amphibius, Barbarus, Whiteout, Vertigo-J ); Viper; Roughhouse; Fatality-J ; Rising Sons (Dragonwing-C , Tough Love, Nightwind-C , Spoilsport-J , Jet-Black-J , the Sign); Mandarin-K ; Fing Fang Foom-K ; Lightning Rods (Mr. Immortal-J & C , Flatman-J , Doorman-C , Dinah Soar-C , Big Bertha-K ); The Crazy 8 (Stat-C , Buff-C , Attractive Lad-J , Glamour Girl-J, Auteur-K , Dreamer, Visionary-J ); Hindsight's Heroes (Hindsight Lad, Bandit, Silhouette, Darkhawk, Dagger)-K ; Psionex (Mathemaniac-K , Pretty Persuasions-J , Coronary-C , Abyss-J ); Outlaws (Silver Sable-C , Sandman-K , Prowler-J , Rocket Racer-J , Paladin-C ); USAgent-J and the Jury-C ; X-Babies (Baby Storm, Baby Cyclops, Baby Gambit, Baby Wolverine, Baby Bishop, Baby Rogue, Baby Iceman, Baby Phoenix, Baby Colossus, Baby Archangel)-J ; non-active Avengers (Photon, Sersi-C , Firebird-C , Quasar, Living Lightning-C , Falcon-C , Black Widow-C , Quicksilver-K , Crystal-K , Tigra, Starfox, Namor-K , Warbird-K , Spider-Woman-K , Stingray-J , Black Knight, Rage-J , Hercules-J , Moon Knight, D-Man-J , Moondragon-J ), Soldiers of Misfortune (Guise-C & Dolls-C , Big-K & Harry-J , the Sound-J & the Fury-K , Sick-C & Beautiful-J ), Constrictor-K , Boomerang, Blizzard-J , Force of Nature (Cyclone, Firewall-K, Sea Urchin-C, Aegaea), Night Shift (Ticktock-K, Misfit-J (with the greatest pun used during a fight so far), Gypsy Moth-C, Brothers Grimm-C, Tatterdemalion-K, the Needle-C, Scarecrow-K), Absorbing Man-J, Wrecking Crew (Wrecker-J, Bulldozer-J, Piledriver, Thunderball), Zira-K, Dark Riders (Gauntlet-C, Barrage-C, Foxbat, Tusk-C), Arsenal, Speed Demon, Red Ghost and his Super-Apes-K, Klaw, Electro

Total number of combatants: 219 (I'm counting Brothers Grimm as 2 people, OK?)
Number beaten by Chuck: 50
Number beaten by Joe: 60
Number beaten by Kyle: 36

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Items, Powers, and Omnipotence

Now how do 3 normal (as compared to superheroes) youths survive battling villains in the Marvel World? The answer lies within the Marvel Universe itself.
Joe, knowing more about the Marvel Universe than anyone, has collected various equipment off of other villains and heroes. Using all of his taken items to the best of his ability, he has become The Scavenger (yeah!).
Chuck (myself), being of noble virtue, took an anti-matter bomb and shoved it into a Negative Zone portal in the Four Freedoms Plaza right before it exploded. The explosion blew my hands off (supposedly), but the unusal side-effect was that my hands were replaced by pure Negative Zone itself, giving me powers that would grow as the Negative Zone slowly consumed more of my body and turning me into Mr. Negativity.
Kyle, through some unknown reason, was continuously subjected to various entities and items that granted nigh-omnipotent abilities. And after losing each one, he retained a small fraction of those abilities which formed themselves into the ability to remove the superhuman abilities of others and living up to his name of No Powers Boy.

Scavenger's Items:

Mr. Negativity's Powers:

No Powers Boy's Ominpotent Sources:

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The Spin-Offs

So at least half a year ago, I get an E-mail from Joe saying "The Story will never end (our own Never-Ending Story). While sick and walking around a few miles at 1am, Joe came upon the idea of Spin-Offs to The Story. Much like with the recent Captain Marvel being spawned from the Avengers Forever series. Originally, it began as 7 Spin-Offs, Joe would give two to me, two to Kyle, and keep three for himself, and we'd write them and have fun and rock. The key thing to remember is that Chapter 50, Kyle, Joe, and I get home. So they don't really star us at all.
Anyway, with as much as I talk about The Story, I mentioned it to Tony Goodwyn who showed small signs of interest of writing one. Then Joe, Kyle, and I would each have an even two, and Tony could write one as well (after all, he was in one chapter, he deservs it). Then Ben VanSickle, a coworker of mine and comic fan said he thought it'd be kind of cool, and I figured "Hey, we have some to spare." Add in Andrew Jones, and Naomi Mayo's boyfriend (and now fiance), Chad...and we have one Spin-Off for everybody.
Joe wrote the #1 double-sized issue for each Spin-Off and when The Story is complete, he's going to mail them off to everyone and let people decide what they will write. Then, thanks to Andrew, the comics will be published on-line, on Wednesdays, just like normal comics. I'm hoping all #1's can be on-line and ready to go on March 29. Then April 5 will bring Supercools #2 out. After that, the next 3 weeks should provide with 2 comics each week. Seven different writing styles from seven brilliant and twisted minds. As soon as I know what the web address will be, it'll be posted for everyone to visit. It should rock.

Since it has been finished now, I can reveal the 7 Spin-Offs:
1)Supercools-featuring Lollipops, Rainbows, the Rock, and Dreamboat Annie picking up the dream that the original Supercools left behind
2)Trigger Happy Jack-The son of Talula Baird gets revealed in all his glory and his own adventures
3)Freedom Factor-Led by the Terrifying Mitch, this vagabond group has several villains created by The Story in its recruitment for a wide variety of stories possible
4)Scavenger 2099-In the far future, a long-forgotten exhibit is rediscovered bringing forth Mr. Positivity, The Powered Boy, and Supercool-Funball Guy
5)Salvation's Army-Goodwill leads her own army in a war-torn future for the salvation of man and mutant kind alike
6)Man in Limbo-The mysterious Man traverses from reality to reality putting right what once went wrong....but much cooler than Scott Bakula ever could
7)Colin: The Lost Supercool-Starting off where The Story began, we see things in the point of view from the Supercool who was always forgotten about

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Supercool Soundtrack I

Okay, back in March of 1999, Joe, Kyle, and I took a road trip to various cities. As part of the entertainment value, Joe had created the Supercool Soundtrack to listen to in our long journey of three days. Here's the songs, the artists, and the reason why the song made it onto the album:

Build Me Up Buttercup (Goops)-Knowing how much I loved the song, Joe put it into the story. Then it appeared again. And again. And again. So basically, this song is the strongest candidate for the soundtrack.

We Built This City on Rock and Roll (Starship)-The teamname of "Supercools" comes from the third stanza in this song. Although it won't be until later that we realize the term "Supercools" never actually appears in the song. But that's all right.

The Scavenger (Dick Dale & the Deltones)-This one's a no-brainer. I bought Joe this CD for '98 Christmas because of the Scavenger song.

Some Guys Have All the Luck (Robert Palmer)-This one's my anthem.

God (Tori Amos)-Kyle's anthem to go with his repeated godlike abilities.

If I Could Turn Back Time (Cher)-Rina aka Timeslip's theme. Our first "real comic" member of the team.

Bit Part (Lemonheads)-Harrry aka Milo aka Haywire's theme. And it holds true that he's just a bit part.

Cold Hearted Snake (Paula Abdul)-Elyk aka the Skrull Formerly Known As Kyle's theme. Cold hearted snake is just a great description of the Skrulls.

Somebody to Love (Jefferson Airplane)-Our stolen Skrull spaceship, Joe dubs it 'the Jefferson Starship'.

X-Men Theme Song (H. Saban & S. Levy)-Both Kyle and myself are full fledged members of the X-men.

Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows (Leslie Gore)-Believe it or not, these three are our arch-enemies. They were basically created for the sole purpose of being able to have this song on the tape.

Electric Youth (Debbie Gibson)-Ummm, I have no idea how to explain how it occurrs, but a kidnapped, semi-stand in for the deceased Bevatron takes on the codename Electric Youth and helps us out later.

Talula (Tori Amos)-Plump woman who not only inadvertantly helped Kyle defeat Princess Python, but who also owns the Boarding House in the Marvel Universe where Joe's house is in current continuity.

Holding Out for a Hero (Bonnie Tyler)-Just a general song about heroes and descriptions that come in groups of three. This is the song used for the music video.

Go West (Village People)-Joe claims he listens to it on our trip out to Denver, but I can't find it anywhere. In any case, we have gone west on our Supercool trips.

Constantinople (They Might Be Giants)-"They Might be Giants" is the name of Chapter 36 in which a sixty foot Kyle gets to fight a sixty foot dragon.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Meatloaf)-Joe is on his way to Paradise Island in the Pogo Plane, accompanied by the New Warriors, when Speedball makes the bad pun about seeing said island by said plane's said dashboard light.

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Supercool Soundtrack II

Four months after the first excursion, Joe and I once more set our sights on the open road. Unfortunately, Kyle couldn't get the time off from the library to join us (poofter!). So Joe and I went to Wisconsin, and Joe created the second soundtrack for us:

One Thing Leads to Another (Fixx)-In The Story, Kyle, Joe, and I jump from one adventure to the next with hardly a pause. Which is good, because as we found out from our last trip, we would have killed each other.

Dreamboat Annie (Heart)-One of Joe's characters in his line of "Look, I made superheroes out of songs!" group.

The Rock (Tim Curry)-See 'Dreamboat Annie'

Horny, Horny, Horny (Moose T)-In his quest for a song with Def Lepperd (for the Deaf Leopard), Joe had to resort to this song which has the line 'What if we get Def Lepperd to do it?' It was a stretch.

Trigger-Happy Jack (Poe)-aka Angry Johnny for the next track on the record. He's only made a short appearance so far, but we know he's the son of Talula Baird and quite possibly a mutant. He also gets to be in one of the seven spin-offs of The Story.

Venus (Shocking Blue)-Joe wears her underwear.

Walking on Sunshine (Katrina & the Waves)-Haven't gotten to it yet, but Joe plans to use this joke when we meet Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows once more.

theme from Never Ending Story (Limahl)-Like Joe said in the History of the Story, he tries to end The Story, but something always pulls him back in. Even the ending he has planned is open so more can be written.

theme from Wonder Woman (Electric Disco Wonder Woman Orchestra)-Fighting Riptide whose power is to spin around and shoot his skin out, Joe asked the ineffectual Marauder if he was trying to change into his Wonder Woman outfit.

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces (Ben Folds 5)-Joe decided a little too late that this should actually be Kyle's theme from when he was a foot tall. That and we can easily see Kyle saying "I'm your nightmare, little man!"

End of the World as We Know It (R.E.M.)-Chapters 41-49 is a 9 part all-Marvel crossover in which tons of stuff happens, and this is what it is going to be entitled.

Sick and Beautiful (Artifical Joy Club)-One of the four duos we fight as our first "superhero" fight. The other three are named after a movie, a book, and a play.

Rescue Me (Madonna)-Like 'Holding Out For a Hero' on the first tape, this is just a general hero theme title.

Tusk (Fleetwood Mac)-Yes, eventually we're going to fight the guy who's power is being able to shoot midgets out of his back.

Secret Agent Man (Blues Traveler)-Five words- Kyle Reeser: Agent of SHIELD.

Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey)-Like in Goldfinger, both Kyle and I get set up in a deathtrap involving lasers slowly moving up to cut us in half. How do we escape? Read the Story.

Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (Medley)(Fifth Dimension)-Well, I'm guessing that the first part involves us fighting the Zodiac at some point, but I'm not sure. The second part, which has to follow the first, is once more going to involve the blidingly bright part of Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows.

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Supercoolopoly

Yes, this is a take-off of the Monopoly game. With Joe's soundtrack, I felt I had to give my own addition. That came when I found a MakeYourOwnOpoly game and took it from there. Here's a rundown of the board:

Supercoolopoly

"We're not calling it Supercoolopoly!"

"How about the Terrifying Mitchopoly?" "Okay, fine. Supercoolopoly."

Characters & Powers:

Spaces:

Good News Cards: or "Dude, I am SO taking that."

Chuck:

Joe:

Kyle:

Rina:

Harry:

Elyk:

Bad News Cards: or "Oh, Damn."

Kyle:

Joe:

Chuck:

Rina:

Harry:

Elyk:

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Supercools: the Music Video

Far from being an actual item due to the fact that it would cost money to make something like this, although it would be very, very cool. Even Supercool (don't mock me). Again, I wanted to compete with Joe's soundtracks, so I took the track "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler and used it for the background theme for a cool video.

I won't go into details of what it looks like, but it would go along the same lines of the beginning scenes to the X-Men cartoon. The three of us in action, displaying our various abilities, and Kyle hopping around half-dressed. Trust me, it's great.

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Supercools: the Movie

As you can probably guess, this isn't actually around...yet. However we have filled some of the parts...

	Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Joe Faust as the Scavenger.		Elijah Wood as Charles Hopkins as Mr. Negativity.
	Ryan Phillipe as Kyle Reeser as No Powers Boy		Jim Carrey as Elyk / Doppleganger
	Kathy Bates as Talula Baird.		Macauly Culkin as The Dungeonmaster.
	Jason Lee as The Trapster.		Denis Leary as Hydroman.
	Anthony Hopkins as the Terrifying Mitch/the Scavenger.		Avery Brooks as Dismay/Mr. Negativity.
	Joseph Cross as Haffnur the Unruly/No Powers Boy.		Matt Damon as Sunshine.
	Sarah Michelle Gellar as Lollipops.		Ben Affleck as Rainbows.
	Matthew Lillard as Electric Youth.		Lisa Jakub as Dreamboat Annie.
	Ricky Martin as The Deaf Leopard.		Seth Green as The Rock.
	Jena Malone as CJ / Goodwill

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Supercools: the Musical

Not in actual creation, but Joe had a complete and thorough dream that this Broadway sell-out took place. Slightly altered from the story so that it didn't infringe on Marvel, and starring three beefy guys that look NOTHING like us but who could dance. But I love the idea and when Joe and I get rich, we're making it.

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