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| This Page is ging to be dedicated to the oddities of normal starfish life. For those who do not know, I have rejected my "legal" racial color and accepted grei (pronounced grey) as my natural color. Anyhow, for anyone wishing to be as I am: they must be tall, dark, and/or handsome... or give me something to post on this webpage. | |||||||||||||||||
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| THE ODDITIES OF THE STARFISH (NAMED SEMLI) AND HIS FRIENDS TOO! |
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| Oddity 1 - The New Teen Version of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" | |||||||||||||||||
| Oddity 2 - Hangover Blizzard | |||||||||||||||||
| So I decided me and some handles of Jim, Jack, And Mr. Tequila would take a road trip to my friend's dorm in Winona. Upon arrival all is well; I surprise my friend Erica, Maria, and Samara with a Huge back pack loaded with Liquid Goodness....So after consuming half of this Liquid Cheer that has been helping Humans lower their standards since God showed man the trick of fermenting..... we all though running like kids with downs in the Special Olympics was a phenomenal idea in the Dorms is a great idea, basically in our birthday suit. I grabbed me the fire extinguisher and randomly ran up and down the halls pretending to spray people squeezing the handle. Little did I know( in my drunken stupor) as I jumped in front of Erica's door way the impact of the jump allowed the pin to fall out, and as I clenched the handle her face and entire body looked like the ghost of Christmas past, and her dorm well it looked like a blizzard hit in 2.5 seconds. Scared shitless I threw it up and it kept on spraying... the ENTIRE hall way looked like a snow storm. So we all freaked out. Me and Maria and Samara grabbed the handles and put them in our back pack. Treading through the white powder our foot prints were left. We booked it for the parking lots (bottles jingling like chimes). The administrator or person that watches the campus... SECURITY storms out of the building after us, stops us and first question: Have you been drinking. As I responded "No officer not at all (bottles still jingling) WE NEED TO GO." Second question: "Hey do you know what happened in here?" Response: "No sir, (feet covered in white powder) where just having a little practice for a track meet." Third question: "well with a clank back pack?" Response: "oh yes, I didn't have anything heavy so I packed it with candles, weights give you more of a challenge seeee watch!" and before a fourth question was endured we ran faster than black man with stolen merchandise. You think this stopped us? Of course not, we cleaned that bitch of a place up with hangovers like no other and finished the rest of the handles before sunset. | |||||||||||||||||
| I'll take you out to my ball game let me play in your field play with my penis and snort some crack i don't care if you ever talk smack so let's f*ck, f8ck, f*ck just please don't scream if my parents wake up it's a shame cause uh, ooo, eek and you're wet in the ole ball game |
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| Semli + Lestat, The English Dominatrix ^filthy |
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| By Miss Liquid Cheer herself | |||||||||||||||||