| SPEAKING OF SMURFS - a page dedicated to Smurfs |
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| The guy on the other side of the line, in the virisone wireless comercials. "Yah we can hear him" "thats a check for Sweden and Asia. |
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| For ages, children have veiwed these little munchkins and watched in awe as the capitalist leader of the Smurfs assigns them all jobs and controls their very strict life as the ideal hobos under the Mushrooms. |
| Many people have multiple opinions on the Smurfs. I for one believe they are capitalistic, hippi-hobos. What do i have to back up this assessment? Well, we all know that the Smurfs lived under Mushrooms in a forest. Now i think, that the mushrooms stand for mushroom clouds during the late 60s-70s, when the hippies were protesting the war. So thats the hippi part. Now, for those who ever watched the show, they would know that Papa Smurf, the leader, was ruler over them all. He was the capotolist ruler. They each had their own job and all the food they had was always stored right away. There is an episode where they switched jobs, but found out they couldnt do them. Thats the capitolism. Hobos explains itself. If thats not reason enough, theres only one Smurfette. I dont get heredity. |
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| Heres a prime exaple of how dang midgety these blue buggers are. The thing next to him, thats a wooden fork. The Smurfs just changed the part. |
| Up there is the final proof that midgets really are aerodynamic enough to fly. |
| I wonder who Smurfette is gonna choose as her next husband. Will it be Smurf or Smurf. |
| This guy must be crazy Smurf. I mean he read my paragraph and hes laughing about it. Blue is the new Crazy. |
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| This is the leaving smurf, click him to go back to home. |