Sports Almanac Rap This story's set in a future time, So sit back, relax, for this kickass rhyme. But if you are not the rapping kind, Get ya white but outta here, cause you gotsta be blind! Now this tale has to do with an Almanac, The crazy kind you could read in your Cadalac, If you think I'm tripping boy, you betta git da fact! Before I bust it out, you craka Jack! Now Marty McFly woke up from a "dream", and there came the Doc from 2015! He told Marty, that it was not a party, He'd have to go wit him, it was the Doc's persription. There he entered this strange new world, With a 3-Dimentional Jaws, and lotsa cute girlz! Marty wanted to explore and let things unfirl, Cause he loved the future so he gave it a whirl. This awesome mentality led him to a shop, and they sold sports memerobilia and soda pop. That is where Marty bought a Sports Almanac thang, that told all the outcomes to past sporting event games, Biff was nearby, and saw Marty McFly, He found out Marty came from the past, and he thought, "DUDE! This kicks ass!" He got into the time machine, cause he was aware, That he had the Almanac, and had dice in the mirror, If anything, I would call that Biff a queer, Cause he went back in time, to make other people fear! It's the Sports Almanac Rap...Rap.... It's the Sports Almanac Rap...Rap.... And Marty wants the Almanac Back...Back... And Marty wants the Almanac Back...Back... Give it back... Now back in that longago time, Biff used the Almanac for his frikin crime, He used the Almanac to cheat and win, He made lotsa money, and had a huge grin. The future changed, and so did I, What the world needed was Mr. McFly! It's the Sports Almanac Rap...Rap.... It's the Sports Almanac Rap...Rap.... And Marty wants the Almanac Back...Back... And Marty wants the Almanac Back...Back... Give it back... Now, I am gonna break it down for you sucka's like this, Marty finds a way to get that Alamanac, and man is he a tricky dude, but I am not gonna tell yas how it ends, or I might ruin the movie for yas, but just you know.... it is a delicious romp of exciting frenzy of feet and meloning. but dont think im gonna leave you unsatisfied! because this sick rhyme is not over yet... oh wait... it is... peace. Dont forget to eat your spaghetti mario, or else you will be unhappy. Yum. -Lyrics by Mr. McFly, 2004.