I'm the Real Mr. Maryland

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Hi, during golf camp my instructor Mike (that siilly goose) nicknamed me Mr. Maryland.� I always wanted a web site telling about my life but my cousin said that if I used my real name on here pedophiles would come rape me.� Now that I'm named Mr. Maryland, however, you can know everything about me! Wheehee!

My name is Randy, I'm 8 years old and have a mom and a dad.� I have suppressed cross-gender fantasies often and have been diagnosed as an advanced shizophrenic.� So how are you?

I have a friend named Blake and two sisters in a Sailor Moon cult.� They sacrifice small mammals and have masked lesbian orgies deep in the woods, which is their secret place.� I'm scared.....� click for more....

NEWS - NOT ALOT OF STUFF, DAILY!

Ok listen guys, I'm getting married! Here's my announcement page with everything you need to know.� So maybe I can't be everyone's bitch anymore, but let me tell you that there is enough of me for everyone, so you can still send your pics.

I don't have e-mail as of yet, but you can IM me as pokegoose on AOL or you can find me on Napster as redskinsrock.� IF there are any guys out there, you can send your pics to [email protected], which is my sister. Just be sure to name them coded because my mom checks my e-mail alot and I would be in deep shit if you sent your pic to me and she saw it. By the way, if you're less than 8 1/2 inches forget about it.

Coming soon: kinky pics of me, my official theme song and .wavs of me being me!

I'm throwing a 24/7 party! Come on down!

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