| "The Mall is Closed Forever" By John R. Yanni |
| Earth, Who knew? What the hell were we thinking, Me and you? It sounded like a plan, It sounded pretty cool, Now looking back, Wow was I a fool. One o�clock Until two-fifteen, It makes me tired, Cranky and mean. When will it end, It�s taking too long. What About Us? What an awesome song! The homework�s too big, The test is too small. Can�t we leave early And go to the mall? Between ex-boyfriends, And a mole on a neck, It just can�t get worse. What the heck? Oh yes, it just did Get twenty times worse. Alejandro is teaching, It must be a curse. Where is old Robert, Do you think he�s dead? He�s on vacation, With a slut in his bed. What a surprise, A horny old man. He shouts of albedo, Like nobody can. The girl with the boobs, Gets hotter by the hour. Before May 3rd, I�ll join her in the shower. Asians with yellow hair, Singing valentine boys. But somehow we manage, To sit here with poise. So remind me again, Why we�re in this class. Easy C? Or am I just an ass? |