MY STORY
Here is a brief overview of my glamorous life:

I was born in 1969, one of the famous "Lowe Sextuplets"

As a youngster, I spent my prepubescent days touring with Menudo (that's my hombre Ricky on my right).

In college, I ballooned to upwards of 420 pounds. But was able to lose all the weight, thanks to a strict diet of Subway Veggie Delight Sandwiches, and making myself throw up.

In Salt Lake City, I was fortunate enough to pick up the bronze in Ice Dancing.

In 2001, I met my beautiful bride, Liza