WARNING THIS PAGE HAS STUFF THAT WILL EITHER MAKE YOU HORNY, ANGRY, LAUGH, OR POSSIBLY HAVE NO EFFECT ON YOU WHATSOEVER!!!
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the best song names ever: She goes down = motley crue off of Dr Feelgood (and it real does feel good) Fuck off = Shaggy 2 dope... Fuck off-- by kid rock from devil without a cause...Fuck the world= ICP...Play that funky music white boy... You never met a motherfucker quite like me... I stab people... still stabbin... cotton candy... superballs... Its all about the benjamins... its all about the pentiums... slim anus... Don't go away mad, just go away = motley crue off of Dr feelgood... big bottom= spinal tap... "I GOT HIGH"... That Smell- Lynyrd Skynyrd... Fuckin Bitches- John the Juggalo
Timeless quotes= "Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons" = dell preston waynes world 2 as refurring to Keith Richards.... "T & A is A OK"... "you'll never afford it, live in the now" = garth algar in waynes world 1... "working hard or hardly working"... "what cha talkin about willis"... "hey hey hey" fat albert... "hey hey hey" Fred "Rerun" Berry... "Float like a butterfly sting like when i pee" peter griffin... "Fuck those fucking fucks uh rich fucks man fuck those fucks"= 2 dope from beverly kills... "the bigger the better"... HE SHOULD'NT BE CALLED EMINEM HE SHOULD BE CALLED SKITTLES CAUSE ANY FAGGOT CAN TASTE HIS RAINBOW--> esham... "theres no emoticon for what im feeling"= the comic book guy... "worst episode ever!" ... This might sound korny but i'm awfully horny.... your chest is the best... your a high class piece of ass... Sex is like math~u add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope u dont multiply... I am so busy I don't even have time to remember what I am doing!... ladies and gentleman welcome to my underground submarine lair, it's long hard and full of seamen.. toit like a tiger.. "i dont think thats something one dude should say to another dude"... "as god is my witness he is broken in half"--> Jim Ross...
if he's so smart than why is he dead--> homer simpson... "do you hate your father" "sometimes, but the man that I really hate is your father"- homer ... "your without a doubt the worst pirate ive ever heard of" "but you have heard of me" ---> pirates of the carabiean... god-fucking-damn it... you make the rules and we will break em... yes i cannibis... we're gettin holly up in this piece,,, like jeudes priest... you bitch ass wack muthafacko!!! fuckin destroy!!! dont bother try to annalize these rhymes in this song i say FUCK 93 times... They said her body's mutilated cant get ID Cuz I shot her in the face and took a hammer and bust out her teeth ,,, they said it was a satanic ritual and they said i was a sick individual...
read the title of this fucking page and youll see the fuckin line dawg... dawg eat dawg world... id rather eat pussy... ahhh im paralyzed that monkey shot me in the ass, ohhhhhh sweeet irony... snooch to the nooch...
Ways to make money: be a mime, join the circus, be a rodeo clown. let scientists do experiements on your body. gamble in the black market. join the mob and wack a few motherfuckers. work as an amature porn star till things start to turn around than go pro, donate organs, take pictures of celeberties and sell em to tabloid magizines. columbian drug dealer is a high income career. hooker. real estate agent. play guitar on the sidewalk and let people through change into your box. McDonalds is always hiring. craps. or you just rob a fucking bank! or donate to a sperm bank.
ultimate munchies: cheetos, McDonalds food, chips and salsa, really nice ice cream with cinammon & motherfucking nutmeg sprinkled on it, faygo, pizza, candy, pillshbury cinnamon rollz, omlettes, pussy, (but hey that always tastes superb), kool aid, ...
randomness= the government is controlling our minds with flu shots, spanish and italian is the same language, what goes up must come down, more people go to hell than the people who go to heaven, tapioka is a rip off of vanilla, crem bru lie is a rip off of pudding, wayne brady is a rip off of bill cosby, al sharpton is a fat son a bitch whos a rip off of jess jackson, chris kattan is a rip off of a faggot, it doesnt matter your skin color i still hate you, not everyone can be gay or retarded or a crackheaded, but you are all three, dave chappelle is the master of the word bitch, if susan sarrandon sat on my lap i would get an errection, i addmit it, even when anna nicole smith was fat id still fuck her, id help her lose her weight... yeah id also fuck farrah fawcett and susan surrandon... just to say i fucked em... hugh grant plays the same role in every movie he is in, hes not that famous or popular but he still gets work, water polo is nothing like regular polo, what was up with archie bunkers wifes voice, it sounded like a cross between an alcholic witch and an alcholic bitch and joe c, you didn't need to have breasts to be attractive in the 1950's, you had to know how to cook, and still youd be just so so, if paris hilton sucked anymore cock i belive shed have to have a couple diseases, shed just have to,,, the term motherfucker is used quite often in america today but i am literally a motherfucker. i have fucked women who have children... BEST NAME FOR A CITY: Intercourse, Pennsylvania. whos the jackass who taught of that one...
WHATS MORE BULLSHIT THAN PARIS HILTON TOTAL FUCKIN BULLSHIT CROOKED FUCKIN TIT AND A INFECTED CLIT AND SHE EATS SHIT... a slutty slutty heiress I could fuckin fuckin careless fuck that hoe paris drama drooling bitch with a otmeal bare ass.
I'm like the ninja turtles I've transformed by the secret of the ooze. To keep me fucking steady I guzzle down a 40 oz of booze. Violence at its most Violent appearing on the 11 o'clock news. Don't test the best cause you'll motherfuckin lose. I've paid the devil his dues and now I'm fuckin porn stars by the twos. Fuck doin a drive by all I want to do is cruise. I dont care about million dollar babies and wearin allen iverson shoes. Step into the ring against the best and you can hear all the boo's. Smokin out of billy bong thorton and diamond pipes thats what I use. Billy bong gets polished after he's been abused.
"God loves the NRA, He told it to me yesterday, He spelled it out with bullets in the sky, He's sitting up in heaven, With his AK-47, He's a rough-and-ready macho kind of guy." - darleene McBride--> � John The Juggalo Inc. 1986-2006 and beyond... All Shit Reserved...<--
