Among my many accomplishments, of which I have more than I can count, include the fine strokes of the brush to produce superior and life like images that adorn my beautiful and expensive home. Using many multiple canvas, I add a delicate hint of soft coloured strokes in multiple layers to contrast starkly with the blaise tones of gray in the background. There is an almost distinct Picasso influence as I combine the genres of Greek, classical and many nights without sleep where I go slightly insane and drink too much coffee, lock the cat in the basement, smear melted gumdrops onto my tender thighs, and tie socks to the ceiling fan after I fill the sink with stones. Finally with a squirt of mustard from my bottle, I add a bright bleach tone not unlike those of the rays of the sun after a rain storm or a hurricane. I am a beautiful man, but so also, are my paintings.
Cordially yours this fine eve,
I am truly a savant man.
mrjohnesh