-Since when does one need to make 85 year old women submit to a rectal exam just to get on an airplane? Counter-terrorism without logic, Brilliant!
-Why do New Yorkers complain about cold weather? You choose to live there, deal with it.
-Why is it that I always seem to like the candidates for President that can't win? Clark for 04, McCain in 00, etc... Did Gore really win in 2000? Are Floridians that "challenged" that they can't get a vote right? And don't we Californians feel like Floridians after this Recall election?
-Where ARE Saddams weapons of Mass Destruction? Did we just stop looking? Did we check ebay?
-Where's Osama? Did we check ebay?
-Two college football national champions, one system to ensure #1 plays #2. Why didn't THAT work? Is it the university presidents worried about interferring with the players' education? Let me remind you, they aren't there to study botony. They're there to play football and boost their ranking in the NFL draft. They're employees of the school and if they need to work a little overtime, so be it!
-How does two 8-5 seasons at Florida justify a contract extension? HOW?
-Why did we elect an idiot for President in 2000? Why is it that most of the choices for 2004 are no better?
-Will the stock market ever rebound? I'm tired of having a diversified basket of losers! If I wanted a diversified basket of worthless investments, I'd invest in the United Nations!
-We went to Mars, took pictures, drilled Rocks, and drove our Rover around. Why are we doing it again? Why is it hyped like it's the greatest thing ever. Been there, done that.
-Why is China sending rockets and people to the moon? Um, we've been there. That's our flag in the ground. If they land, will we charge them rent?
-Since when is it ok for Michael Jackson or the Crocodile Hunter to ever be around any children, ever? This reminds me that there should be rules for reproduction!!
-Will we ever get to live in the lowest terror alert level? What is that, anyway?
-Is it a bad thing that my doctor recommends beer over coke? Granted, she's a dentist, but still, doesn't that just seem a little wrong?
-Where have all the good jobs gone? Is this something I can find on ebay?
