| "Ode to Frizz" |
| Written by Mariah and Cheree |
| at Boyden Convention after some consternation about the state of their hair |
| (Original spellings left in) |
| The hair is frizzy It will not stay straight And nyther have I means to fix it Give me a straightener That will last all day And both my hair And I will play |
| (To the tune of "The Water is Wide") |
| I laid my hopes Upon my hair Thinking it was A trusty friend But first it curled And then it fuzzed And my straight hair Came to an end |
| Oh hair is soft When freshly washed Soft as a cloud Up in the sky But then it dries And drives me nuts And so my hair Will ne're be straight! |
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| The hair is frizzy It will not stay straight And nyther have I means to fix it Give me a straightener That will last all day And both my hair And I will play |