A moment of your time before we proceed, gentle person...The party you are about to enter is sure to be a bacchanalia fit for the most regal of king and queen. You, as all of my most esteemed guests, will be furnished with all of the trappings of luxury that befit one of your noble station. All shall be provided... The finest of wines, cheeses and breads, the most elegant of surroundings... The finest musicians in the world will labour to provide a suitable backdrop for your revelry.
I feel I must forewarn you, as a result, that this affair promises not only to be sublime and elegant, but quite graphic intensive (In fact, you may find yourself in the untenable position of downloading the latest version of the sometimes-veerable Windows Media Player to your machine, so as to hear the mellifluous tones within these pages in near-Victrola-like quality, as it turns out that QuickTime isn't as bloody marvelous as I had thought in the first place). Should your system (by which I mean both your esteemed person and your sometimes not-so-esteemed personal computer) be up to this task, then please, I bid you:
ENTERPerhaps another time, dear Mayor. I would prefer something less stimulating...You are a cad, McCheese, and I hold you in low regard. I would just as soon read about public ultility rates in Fayetteville, North Carolina than attend one of your insipid parties...
This site was made possible with the assistance on the bloody marvelous Microsoft Internet Explorer� web browsing program. Since I cannot guarantee how this site will look on other browsing applications, I invite my guests to download the newest version of the MSN Explorer� by clicking on the link I have generously provided below this message.
FELLOWS!Have you too much memory on your hard drive? Have you often lamented that there wasn't some other useless, embarassing drivel (barring pornography) that you could glut your system with? Would you be interested in downloading an all-purpose media program that is incapable of handling a reliable playback of a meager MIDI file? Then Windows Media Player 7� is for you! Choppy streaming-video, substandard sound quality and severely limited media broacasting is only a click away! Just follow the FREE link below, and away you go...
Microsoft�... proving once again that free crap is still crap.
... As it stands, my files are running just wonderfully through Apple's QuickTime (though given the fact that all of my media is in MIDI format, a pocket calculator would most likely be up to the task of playing my music, yet the Windows Media Player still seems to have difficulty. Bravo, Microsoft chaps!). If you do not yet have QuickTime on your PC, and feel you would like to remedy this, please follow the link I have provided below (Yes, click the "Q").
... and, as always, I thank my guests for their patronage.