It's as close as I want to get to setting one
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number
and got a private home instead."Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?"
she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. But I HAVE got
a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close
as I want to get to setting one."
