I therefore consider them friends, and worthy of my love and attention. if you're
not on this page, you're either dead, or you're not committed enough to the task
of earning my friendship.
jeremy
this guy is like a some sort of amusing lump. he's fun to be around, but it takes
serious effort to make him do anything he doesn't want to. I usually just give up.
dan
this guy is a little bitch. straight up. he's all about bringing the bitch.
keith
keith... he's pretty much insane. he lives with cats, and doesn't take crap from
anyone except his customers. he has loads of cats. be wary of his kitchen
cabinets, too. did I mention the cats?
some people
these are some people who I love dearly... not enough space for everyone, so
here's the one thing you need to know about them (from left to right). I'm
the man, Dana has a cute bump on her dome, Amir is my pimp and bitch, Dan's
head is cut out of the picture on purpose, Kelly can kick my ass and Shay
is like 8'3".