LIMERICKS part 1

by Dan Diaz

I met a dominatrix named Heather
who really put me under the weather.
With a whip, she can lash
and raise quite a gash.
Need I mention her outfit of leather?

While pruning on top of a ladder,
I felt a strange urge in my bladder.
It came out real hard
in my neighbor's backyard
which made him incredibly madder.

To be a Presidential intern,
there's a very hard lesson to learn.
Avoid going too far
while enjoying a cigar
or your carpet and/or good name will burn.

When the iceberg had struck the Titanic,
twas no reason to have fear or panic.
No, you shouldn't have frowned
'cause you wouldn't have drowned.
Unless you were poor or Hispanic.

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