MIAO YIN I NEED YOU!

Chinese girls dont come with green eyes. Big Trouble in Little China proves that to be a lie! All my life i too have searched for a girl with jade green eyes so that my curse could be lifted and i can go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave. Its amazing how heartwarming LoPan's story truly is.

But dont be deceived by this old mans ways. He is evil and wants your green eyed friends to tame the burning blade.

OHHH MAN THATS CREEPY! i know you would come help me but theres something wrong with your face. Its okay our buddy Egg could be of some help

BLACK BLOOD OF THE EARTH!

its all in the reflexes exlaims Jack Burton as he dusts off old LoPan. So remember, next time someone else says "what ways that?" the answer should be 6.9 ON THE RICHTER SCALE!