| ~A list of quotes from various Dungeons and Dragons campaigns amongst the crew~ "He's probably like... 'lousy kids, get off my lawn!'" -Erik "Erik, do you say that?" -Dale(DM) "eh.....sure..." -Erik "ERIK ROLEPLAYED!!!!" -Others "If I stab him it's probably going to hurt him." -Matt "I punched him in the face 'cuz he kept moving around. It's ok, he's in my party." -Matt "I tried to demobilize him by stabbing him." -Matt "Do you get it?" -Dale "What is there to get?!" -Erik "Bley just rolled a natural 20!" -Dale(DM) "That's like the second time ever!" -Erik "I knocked the bard unconscious." -Jake(DM) "That shut him up!" -Dale "I was experimenting with fly on sleeping bodies and then he woke up." -McBride "Where're my sunglasses?!" -Bley "On your head!" -Joe "I grapple the continent." -Dale "Ice is in the freezer." -Jake "It's the first time I died on the way to this town." -Jake "What about Improved Trip?" -Dale(DM) "Yeah, that's it, I fall more gracefully." -Sparkles "Describe this guy to me, is he beefy? Dexy?" -Jake "Sure I'll jump out of the window!" -Dale (after taking 7 wis damage) "Maybe if I keep hitting him he will respect me." -Matt "That's not respect, that's fear." -Dale "Respect my sword." -Matt "I knock on the tent." -Matt "I would say it buried you alive, but it killed you." -Dale(DM) "DON'T WAKE ME UP GUYS!!!" -Jake "The monster is golden." -Dale(DM) "WAKE ME UP!!!" -Jake "What do you mean wake the dead? I control the dead." -Dale(DM) "Hey, look, I'm the English army!" -Bley "I know how to get out, but I can't do it." -Erik/Dale "Ow, my blood, I needed that." -Erik "Hey, when did you get here?" -John "HEAL ME!!!" -Jake "I guess I will estimate where the fireball goes." -Jake "AHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?" -Bley/John/Erik "I don't know you well so..." -Bley "IT WILL ONLY BE A ONE-NIGHTER." -Dale(DM) "Wat up, yo?" -Jake "WHAAAAT?!" -Bley "Sorry, I'm learning undercommon." -Jake "I realize that I'm not normally acting like I normally do." -Bley "Do you know how to gut a fish?" -Jake "Do I know how to gut a fish?" -Bley "Hell no!" -Dale(DM) "I like PCing so much better than playing." -Jake "What the hell is that?!" -Guards(DM)Dale "WE KILLED IT!" -Bley/Zach/Jake "I PICK UP THE ITEM! ...WAIT...what's the item?" -Erik "I go 'brrrrrraaaAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!' and then turn invisible." -Bley "You notice the fog is still around you..." -Dale(DM) "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!!!." -Bley "When you were in the bar part of the bar! The bar bar bar!!" -Zach "'But you don't have to take MY word for it!' Buh-duh-dum!" -general quote "Can I remember...what...I remember...?" -Zach "Good to go! OW, my toesies..." -Jake "Are you SURE you don't have any more weapons?" -Guards(DM)Dale *pause* "hee hee hee hee..." -Zach "You...know we CAN hear you..." -Guards "Wait, can I say something?" -Jake "Sure, you have six words..." -Dale "Kros, burn this room!" *counts with fingers* "1...2...3...4..." -Jake "You...couldn't tell that that was less than six words..?" -Erik "18...16...34 points of damage." -Erik "'kay" -Dale *long pause* "Yeah...that's...right..." -Jake O_o;; -Everyone else "You see a light materialize and light blue barding armor form around my horse." -Isaac "Welcome to 'Pimp My Mount!'" -Dale "I like the part where I hit him with my Greataxe..." -Jake "I'm not rolling for stats...but...I'm...rolling...for stats..." -Zach "Why are we eating this?" -Jake "Because it's there!" -Miscellaneous Others "Too bad no one took that prestige class." -Jake "...we're level one!" -Erik "I say something cool." -Bley "SOMETHING COOOOOOOOOOL!!" -Everyone "Laughing makes my stomach hurt..." -Bley "Anger keeps my wounds closed." -Erik "Eating four meals is NOT a standard action!" -Erik "It's a full-round action!" -Dale "Fifteen." -Zach "You don't have a -2 wisdom!" -Erik "Oh yeah...fourte--sixteen!" -Zach "Wanna' try?" -Dale "Sure." -John "aaaAaAaaAAAHhHHhHhhh...h..." -Others "Erik, what are these?? Take a guess!" :) -Dale "Uh...--" -Erik "AaAAAaAAahHHH!!" -John & Bley "Hmmm..." -Zach "...a...are you considering your 'options'...? You're a Barbarian... you put the sharp part in the squishy bits!!" -Erik "I'm a Barbarian archer! This is my regular bow, this is my angry bow." - Erik "Okay, who wants 1, 2, 3, or 4?" - Dale "I'll take green." - John "I'm red." - Zach "Are you gonna' throw up?" - Zach "I...I might..." - Bley "'Kay, we're good." - Zach "Thank you, Dr. Barbarian!" - Erik "Ohh, you took out one of his Achillies heels!" - Dale "He has more than one Achi...oh yeah..." - Bley |
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| -Players and Characters- Erik - Grogg: Half-Orc Barbarian M Kros: Human Sorcerer M *Name?* Gnome Spellthief M Carysse: Human Cleric F Gedrich: Half-Orc Fighter M current Krucious: Human Warmage M Bley - Robert Moonbrow (Bob): Half-Elf Cleric M Krysta Smith: Human Fav. Soul F Drem Bickley: Halfling Warlock M current Sharnevan Dunerunner: Elven Warblade M Jake - Jake: Human Ranger M Lucian: Elven Wizard M Bruce: Human Wizard M Gallus: Human Fighter M John - Dark Storn: Half-Elf Monk M Ramza: Elven Monk M *Name?*: Human Fighter F Scarlet: Human Monk M *Name?*: Human Sorcerer F Belvedere: Dwarven Cleric M current Andrea: Human Ninja F Zach - Karazakarak: Dwarven Fighter M Shael: Human Paladin M Tara Rose: Elven Hexblade F Lenny: Half-Orc Barbarian M Sarline: Halfling Rogue F current L'nara: Elven Favored Soul F Dale - Melvarisa: Elven Wizard F Amanda - Liena: Elven Druid F current |