"That's not how you do it....let ME show you...."
"...I think I could win one of those stuff-ed animals if ya' give me a shot."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!! Let ME fling! I want to be special! I AM special!! I like feeling special... Heeeeeeey, we could stick things to the ceiling!! Like Gummy Bears and Dots!!! Wheeeeee!!!!"
"So uh.....what IS GLS anyway?" *pause* "...well...?" *shrug* "meh...no one knows....."
*childish spaceship noises*
"wheeeeeeee...oh wow!!! That's nifty!! Wheeeeeeee!"
"come on... we have to get out of here....ugh....."
"why is this...boring..."
"...h...wh...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!!....woooooooooooooow...."
"...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...!"
"Say scaaaaade.....eeeeeewww.....t...that's really disgusting..."
*incoherent whispering*
"UUUUUUUUMMMMMMM.....diagonal...." *garbled speech*
"heehehehehheeheeeeeeeee....." -this one just scared me-
*in a helium-like voice*
"Oh no...we must get the sword....quickly...to the door!"
"Yaaay, I'm alive! I'm alive! My hair's on fire for some reason, but I'm alive...hrmm...I'll take this fez...now I have a fez....hmm...like...Jarvis..."
"frof...eroff..erus.........we should...really save the grapes..."
"...sleeeepy....forks...."
"Alright!!! well.....umph..."
"Hey...you guys fill me with a...nnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrgggguuuuuuurrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggg......meh..."
"uh oh......that is correct..."
"...my nose bounced away....."
"...feet.....your feeeeeeeet!"
"I always catch.....the Adelesque....the Adelesque....I always catch that....urmph...."
"I give you!"
*sits up and opens the ceiling tile. Starts looking around up there*
"I give you!! You liiiike??"
"hrrrrr.....the tableman!...."
*sits up in bed, hits his head on the ceiling, falls back down on his pillow*
"hrrr???" *turns over* "that is so cool..."
"mmfmmmmsmmfmfmmmm....m....monkeys??"
"Interactive Multimedia....do you have any of those?....it's like the same thing... of course...then you always have to change the paper..."
"do......do.........d....do you wanna' know something.?? huh?? d'ya know what?? huh? huh?? those aren't actually bones...no....th....they're um.......umm....um um um.....pieces......to um....a.....jigsaw puzzle set..."
"...heh....that ol' chestnut..."
"ohh....I had them all at once...." (the scary part is that I actually know what he was talking about here, since he mentioned something similar in his consciousness with Unreal Tournament)
"ooohhh...that was nice....it was like running into a wall....only.....the wall was flanged...."
"D.....Did you know that.....I....I.....I umm....um....I invented that.....tha.....that neutral..umm.....machine......"
"L....Leprechauns....d.....do your Leprechaun dance.....dance.....hee hee hee heeeee.....daaaaance"
"s...so you wanna' do a knowledge.....check on the dagger? Alright....roll a d10. Okay...you take 10 damage...to your armor. You better write this stuff down. So you talk to the man. He's in the room. wooden packages.........West....."
"Hey, hey, hey, man, c...c....check me out, check me out, check me out... I'm a S-P-A-Z.... the e's are silent...except the ones on the end.... yeah.... I think..."
"I want to X the gain... three to the X... is that what happen?"
*singing*
"I put the flippy on the switch and flip it good...
I flip it right...
I flip it aaaaall night
Ooooooooooh yeah."
"Icy fresh-coated salmon frosting..."
-That's all for now.... there WILL be more to come, so visit back periodically. He makes weird phrases up almost bi-nightly...-
