News to laugh at...

So, while on break the other day, I'm reading the paper and come across a few articles just containing dumb people.  I know I know, idiots in the news, everyone's done it.  But I hope you like it.  Here we go. 

This one's especially interesting.  I had saved a newspaper for a certain article and didn't even see this one.  There's no follow up or anything.  This was actually printed in USA Today.                   YAM BOY