in Rimville
First opened in 1916 the Hotel Rimville has become synonymous with excellence. In-hotel restaurant and bar, full room service, violent ghost of former suicide, bell boy, and valet parking.
286-8573
Large hotel off of Golden Beach. Pool, hot tubs, and continental breakfast provided.
Plumbing, lighting, maid service, and heat are only included in the deluxe package.
288-3987
All the conveniences of a hotel and wax museum in one. Awake to find new wax sculptures in your room each morning.
387-9090
Once the largest meatball on world record, Herb's meatball collapsed in upon itself in '92, and is still rotting today. Come watch over fours tons of beef decompose and waste away.
Located next to the Relief for Starving Children Agency.
Constructed by Bobby and Edna Goenutz next to the Victory Gardens apartment complex, the Elvis Memorial Garden is an acre of pink plastic busts dedicated to the King.
Pidgeon poop cleaned bi-monthly.
Built in 1917 by local legend Harland Bistro, Clementine's Castle is a three-storey structure made of corrugated iron. Come see such disturbing features as the Dead Womb of Clementine chamber, the famous My Corpse, My Love sculpture, and of course the Parapet of Wailing.
Come see the finest Latin Jazz-Mambo Electric Rythm Afro-Fusion the city has to offer.
Proud host of such off-Broadway hits as The Wily Antics of a Milner's Daughter, Clomp!: A Study in Stompin' Feet, I'm Awfully Proud of My Girl Parts, and of course the 1988 musical Danny Vists a Dairy Farm.
