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Welcome! from Mayor Derkins |
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If you are a citizen, I would like to welcome you to our community's very own web site. If you are a stranger to Rimville, then I'd like to welcome you on behalf of our city. Rimville is a city on the move and offers many things for tourists! |
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"Wilt" Derkins |
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Rimville offers the slow-paced life of a small town, while having all of the features of a major metropolitan area. In Rimville, our motto is "Seize Tomorrow" and it shows everywhere you look. |
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Photo of the Rimville Girls Yacht Club |
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In Rimville, the black ribbon stands for those who have fallen in the brave battle against wolves. Not that Rimville has a wolf problem. |
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Photo of average Rimville family. Please note that they do not look in any way poisoned by mercury. |
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Rimville, South Carolina: The proud home of honest, hard-working Americans. The seat of progressive industry. The pinnacle of southern agriculture. Come give us a visit and begin to see what the fuss is all about. Whether standing by the golden shores of the Atlantic Ocean, or sitting at the loving warmth of a dining room table, we will raise our glasses to you, and shout as one, "Welcome Home!" |
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On the advice of my lawyers, I'd like to publicly deny knowing a Miss Luanna Thompson-Moore. I've never seen her before, so could not possibly have done the things being claimed by the media. Thank you. |
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