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| P.A.B.D.C.L.A.'s Manifesto | |||||||||||||||
| We the members of the P.A.B.D.C.L.A. have recognized an unholy force that plagues this world at the whim of the Devil. The Satanic forces of Blimpton's Dry Cleaning Services, Inc. have blighted the planet with their evil presence for too long! If they will not submit to our righteous anger, than they shall fall before our holy fury! The glorious General Salazar did lend his own uniform to the machinations of Blimpton's Satanic business. When he returned a week later he was dismayed to find a ketchup stain on the right lapel of his jacket. The magnificent Fernando Salazar does not use ketchup! Indeed, he prefers the creamy texture of mayonnaise, and he pointed this out to the bug-spawn working behind the counter. Blimpton's Dry Cleaning Services, Inc. has denied all responsibility for the stain, thereby showing their company colors to be that of Hell's legions. We of the P.A.B.D.C.L.A. demand that Blimpton's cease doing business and surrender to our righteous anger! Death to the Satanic regime of Blimpton's! | |||||||||||||||
| WE BELIEVE | |||||||||||||||
| 1. Blimpton's Dry Cleaning Services, Inc. does not have the right to exist. 2. All persons in the employ of Blimpton's are heinous things not fit to be called Human. 3. Blimpton's owes General Salazar $11.27 in U.S. dollars. 4. Or they could treat him to a nice lunch. A good sandwhich would be nice. 5. Pastrami is delicious. |
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